If you`re havin` trouble with the high school head He`s givin` you the blues You wanna graduate but not in his bed Here`s what you gotta do Pick up the phone, I`m always home Call me any time Just ring 36 24 36 hey I lead a life of crime
You got problems in your life of love You got a broken heart He`s double dealin` with your best friend That`s when the teardrops start fella Pick up the phone, I`m here alone Or make a social call Come right in, forget `bout him We`ll have ourselves a ball hey
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap (Dirty deeds and they`re done dirt cheap) (Dirty deeds and they`re done dirt cheap) If you got a lady and you want her gone But you ain`t got the guts She keeps naggin` at you night and day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone It`s time you made a stand For a fee, I`m happy to be Your back door man