Get up early in the morning, going to the store. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It`s the cereal war. Fuckin` store never has the monsters and they never get more. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It`s the cereal war. I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it`s got a condom in the box. I`ll try some cocoa puffs today. What the fuck is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino`s are the best, they`ve got more marshmallows than the rest. There`s not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies, and always stay away from wheaties. Now it`s dinner time and I`m going back to the store. I had some Erkles, `liked `em a lot. It`s the cereal war. I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes and then I could try sugar bombs. The soggies will never get Cap`n Crunch, I guess I`ll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that`s the only kind I`ll eat. Give me sugar not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a fuckin` squirrel to you?
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