Get up early in the morning, going to the store. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It`s the cereal war. Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more. Post, Kellogs, General Mills? It`s the cereal war. I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it`s got a condom in the box. I`ll try some cocoa puffs today who the fuck is Sonny anyway? Some say Dino`s are the best, they`ve got more marshmallows than the rest. There`s not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from Wheaties. Now it`s dinner time and I`m going back to the store. I had some Erkles, liked `em a lot. It`s the cereal war. I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs. The soggies will never get Cap`n Crunch, I guess I`ll have Crunch Berries for lunch. Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that`s the only kind I`ll eat. Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs! Do I look like a squirrel to you?
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