Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}-

GIRL #5: Hey, honey.

SEAN: S`up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?

GIRL #5: I`m just doing my thing.

SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? `Cause I`d like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.

GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man?

SEAN: Well, I`m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there`s a condition going on.

GIRL #5: What`s that?

SEAN: You`re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.

GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that.

SEAN: You can?

GIRL #5: Mm-hmm.

SEAN: You mean, you ain`t going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here`s the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here`s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

GIRL #5: -{Opens his door}- Sir, you are under arrest.

-{police car pulls up}-

SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here.

GIRL #5: No, I`m not.

COP: Good job denise. we`ll take him from here.

-{Cop hand cuffs Sean}-

SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip `n` slide? Fuck that shit.

GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you`re going to be on the other end of a slip `n` slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.

SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!

-{cop throws sean in back of police car}-

COP: Just get in the back, asshole.

GIRL #5: -{from outside}- You sick fuck.

SEAN: Damn!! -{crying}- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!

PEEPER: Piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}-

SEAN: WHAT?!

PEEPER: Please, piss me.

SEAN: NO!!!

PEEPER: Just a tinkle.

SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me.

PEEPER: Urine.

SEAN: Keep this man away from me.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5 -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker}- GIRL #5: Hey, honey. SEAN: S`up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket? GIRL #5: I`m just doing my thing. SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? `Cause I`d like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at. GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man? SEAN: Well, I`m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there`s a condition going on. GIRL #5: What`s that? SEAN: You`re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub. GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that. SEAN: You can? GIRL #5: Mm-hmm. SEAN: You mean, you ain`t going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"? GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks. SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here`s the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here`s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up. GIRL #5: -{Opens his door}- Sir, you are under arrest. -{police car pulls up}- SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here. GIRL #5: No, I`m not. COP: Good job denise. we`ll take him from here. -{Cop hand cuffs Sean}- SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip `n` slide? Fuck that shit. GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you`re going to be on the other end of a slip `n` slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! -{cop throws sean in back of police car}- COP: Just get in the back, asshole. GIRL #5: -{from outside}- You sick fuck. SEAN: Damn!! -{crying}- This is a bunch of bullshit!!! PEEPER: Piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}- SEAN: WHAT?! PEEPER: Please, piss me. SEAN: NO!!! PEEPER: Just a tinkle. SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me. PEEPER: Urine. SEAN: Keep this man away from me. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Cool Guy 5: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5334.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions » Adam Sandler - Right Field » Adam Sandler - Teenage Love on The Phone » Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song » Adam Sandler - Sweat Beatrice » Adam Sandler - Kermet and Big Bird Stoned » Adam Sandler - The Chanuka Song » Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man » Adam Sandler - Four Years Old » Adam Sandler - The Beating Of A High School Janitor » Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song » Adam Sandler - Memory Lane » Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner Proposes to a Wom » Adam Sandler - Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call » Adam Sandler - The Goat » Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie » Adam Sandler - What The Hell Happened To Me » Adam Sandler - The Beating of a High School Janitor » Adam Sandler - Food Innuendo Guy » Adam Sandler - I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog Рекомендуем скачать: » Руслан Шмаков - Я не устал, и даль еще светла... » Руслан Масюков (Фабрика звезд-5) - Не скучай (Дмитрий Маликов+Руслан Масюко » Рада и Терновник - Беспросветный беспробудный » Руки Вверх! - Детская » Раиса Абельская - О, как ты ранишь между строк... » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Мазохизм » Раиса Абельская - Ракель » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Ангел » Рада и Терновник - Вы видели кошку, смотрящую дождь? » Рада и Терновник - Не уходи » Розенбаум Александр - ЗАХОДИТЕ К НАМ НА ОГОНЁК » Роман Другалев - Марш женоненавистников » Ротару София - Одна калина » Розенбаум Александр - ИЮЛЬСКАЯ ЖАРА » Руки Вверх - Двигай телом » Руслана - Я тебя люблю » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Мой бой » Р”РјРёС‚СЂРёР№ Р‘РёР»Р°РЅ - Р’ РџРѕСЃР»РµРґРЅРёР№ Р Р°Р· » Роман Другалев - Звезда Давида » Разные люди, Чернецкий - Свобода
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