Текст (слова) песни: Barenaked Ladies - Some Fantastic
One day, I will build a fountain - drink and never grow old Then I`ll market an elixir that will eliminate the common cold Find your sickness on my list, pay up-front and make a wish One day I will work with animals, All the tests I`m gonna do All my stuff`s completely natural, and when we`re done we`ll boil `em down for glue we can use to re-adhere your lips to mine if you were here Chorus: There`s a lot I will never do Some fantastic, I know it`s true But not as much as my want to be with you I can`t stand to be in line long, so I built a new machine It just measures up the distance, and then eliminates the folks between One day I`ll construct a satellite, and I`ll name it after you `Cause you are the greatest friend of all, except for when you split my lip in two To see the look upon your face as I launch you into space (Chorus) Bye bye, self-respect I haven`t had much of it since you left I missed out on the best of you Some day I will find the secret to your social chemistry Then I`ll print it on a T-shirt, and it`ll make you wanna be with me And if I wear it past your work, you`ll see other guys are jerks Much like pheremones for flies, you will not avoid my eyes (Chorus) Bye bye, self-respect I haven`t had much of it since you left I missed out on the best of you (x2) Bye bye (repeated)
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