well i thought about the army dad said, son you`re fucking high and i thought, yeah there`s a first for everything so i took my old man`s advice three sad semesters it was only fifteen grand spent in bed i thought about the army i dropped out and joined a band instead
grew a moustache and a mullet got a job at chic-fil-a citing artistic differences the band broke up in may and in june reformed without me and they`d got a different name i nuked another grandma`s apple pie and hung my head in shame
i`ve been thinking a lot today i`ve been thinking a lot today
oh, i think i`ll write a screenplay oh, i think i`ll take it to LA oh, i think i`ll get it done yesterday
in this time of introspection on the eve of my election i say to my reflection god, please spare me more rejection `cause my peers, they criticize me and my ex-wives all despise me try to put it all behind me but my redneck past is nipping at my heels
i`ve been thinking a lot today i`ve been thinking a lot today i`ve been thinking a lot today i thought about the army...
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