This mornin` I jumped on my horse and went out for a ride Some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side So I crawled into a wild cat`s cave to find a place to hide But some pirates found me a sleepin` there and soon they had me tied.
Till a lady zombie cut me loose and begged to be my bride So I said I`d come back Wednesday but I must admit I lied Cause I run away into the swamp but I forgot my guide And I stepped into some quicksand and no matter how I tried.
I couldn`t get out until I met a crocodile named Clyde Who took me to some cannibals who planned to have me fried They built a fire under me and I swear I almost cried Till an eagle come and swooped me up and through the air we flied.
But he dropped me in a boilin` lake a thousand miles wide And you know what happened, then I died...
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