Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Numbers

(Shel Silverstein)

I was sittin` in Friday`s suckin` on a glass of wine
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
On a scale of one to ten, I`d give her a nine.

Now on my scale there ain`t no ten`s, you know
Nine is about as far as any chick can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn`t even look at me
So for brains and good judgement, I`d give her a three.

I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible eight
You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your head`s on straight."
She looked up and down my perfect frame
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.

She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten
And, you give me an eight, well, that`s a generous thing to do
Now, let`s just see, just how much I give you.

She said you comin` on to me with that phony numbers jive
Your style makes me smile, I give it a five
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
It`s last year`s double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.

That must be your car parked out on the curb
That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than five
Except, for your pot belly, I`d give that a ten for size.

That wine you`re pourin` might be fine to you
But I`m used to fine champagne, I give it a two
It`s hard to tell what your flashin` smile is worth
I give it a six, you could use some dental work.

But, It`s your struttin` rooster act that really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a half
And there really ain`t much to add once the subtractin`s done
Since there ain`t no zeroes, I give you a one!.

She walked out, while up and down the line
The whole bar was laughin`, said` Bare, what happened to your nine
Nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
She didn`t have no class, I barely gave her a two.

Spoken:
Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There`s flaws in all of them
That`s why on a scale of ten to one, friend
There ain`t no ten.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Numbers (Shel Silverstein) I was sittin` in Friday`s suckin` on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I`d give her a nine. Now on my scale there ain`t no ten`s, you know Nine is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn`t even look at me So for brains and good judgement, I`d give her a three. I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your head`s on straight." She looked up and down my perfect frame And said these words that burned into my perfect brain. She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that`s a generous thing to do Now, let`s just see, just how much I give you. She said you comin` on to me with that phony numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It`s last year`s double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four. That must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for your pot belly, I`d give that a ten for size. That wine you`re pourin` might be fine to you But I`m used to fine champagne, I give it a two It`s hard to tell what your flashin` smile is worth I give it a six, you could use some dental work. But, It`s your struttin` rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain`t much to add once the subtractin`s done Since there ain`t no zeroes, I give you a one!. She walked out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin`, said` Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew She didn`t have no class, I barely gave her a two. Spoken: Yeah! No matter how good they look at first There`s flaws in all of them That`s why on a scale of ten to one, friend There ain`t no ten. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Numbers: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/101/1/30922.html Все тексты песен: Bobby Bare » Bobby Bare - Diet Song » Bobby Bare - Six Days On The Road » Bobby Bare - Don`t It Make You Want To Go Home » Bobby Bare - Early Morning Rain » Bobby Bare - Easy As Dreaming » Bobby Bare - Hillbilly Hell » Bobby Bare - Don`t Turn Out the Light » Bobby Bare - He Was A Friend Of Mine » Bobby Bare - A Dear John Letter » Bobby Bare - Some Days Are Diamonds » Bobby Bare - Little Bit Later on Down the Line » Bobby Bare - Passin` Through » Bobby Bare - When I Want to Love a Lady » Bobby Bare - Four Strong Winds » Bobby Bare - Gotta Travel On » Bobby Bare - Green Green Grass Of Home » Bobby Bare - Rosalie`s Good Eats Cafe » Bobby Bare - Greasy Grit Gravy » Bobby Bare - This Guitar Is for Sale » Bobby Bare - Is It Wrong Рекомендуем скачать: » Хабарова Кира - Танго печали » Хабарова Кира - Кривые ножки » Хабарова Кира - Трамвайчик » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Запоминай » Хабарова Кира - Снег сошел » Хабарова Кира - Санитары » Хвостенко Алексей - Вальс-жалоба Солженицину » Хромов Юра - ТАЕЖНАЯ СКАЗКА » Хромов Юра - СЕСТРА-РАЗЛУКА » Хромов Юра - СИНИЙ ВЕЧЕР » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - ChildHood » Хабарова Кира - Букашечка » Хабарова Кира - Рыжая собака » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - В последний раз » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Брат » Хамелеон - 12-85-00 » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Надо выбрать день » Хвостенко Алексей - Сучка с сумочкой » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Бомбей » Хай-Фай, Hi-Fi - Про лето
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