Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Numbers

(Shel Silverstein)

I was sittin` in Friday`s suckin` on a glass of wine
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
On a scale of one to ten, I`d give her a nine.

Now on my scale there ain`t no ten`s, you know
Nine is about as far as any chick can go
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn`t even look at me
So for brains and good judgement, I`d give her a three.

I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible eight
You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your head`s on straight."
She looked up and down my perfect frame
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.

She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten
And, you give me an eight, well, that`s a generous thing to do
Now, let`s just see, just how much I give you.

She said you comin` on to me with that phony numbers jive
Your style makes me smile, I give it a five
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
It`s last year`s double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.

That must be your car parked out on the curb
That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third
Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than five
Except, for your pot belly, I`d give that a ten for size.

That wine you`re pourin` might be fine to you
But I`m used to fine champagne, I give it a two
It`s hard to tell what your flashin` smile is worth
I give it a six, you could use some dental work.

But, It`s your struttin` rooster act that really makes me laugh
It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a half
And there really ain`t much to add once the subtractin`s done
Since there ain`t no zeroes, I give you a one!.

She walked out, while up and down the line
The whole bar was laughin`, said` Bare, what happened to your nine
Nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
She didn`t have no class, I barely gave her a two.

Spoken:
Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There`s flaws in all of them
That`s why on a scale of ten to one, friend
There ain`t no ten.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Numbers (Shel Silverstein) I was sittin` in Friday`s suckin` on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine On a scale of one to ten, I`d give her a nine. Now on my scale there ain`t no ten`s, you know Nine is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she didn`t even look at me So for brains and good judgement, I`d give her a three. I said, "Hey sweet thing, you look like a possible eight You and me could, uh! make eighteen, if your head`s on straight." She looked up and down my perfect frame And said these words that burned into my perfect brain. She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men Kind who grade all women on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, that`s a generous thing to do Now, let`s just see, just how much I give you. She said you comin` on to me with that phony numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I give it a five When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores) It`s last year`s double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four. That must be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a third Now, as for your build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for your pot belly, I`d give that a ten for size. That wine you`re pourin` might be fine to you But I`m used to fine champagne, I give it a two It`s hard to tell what your flashin` smile is worth I give it a six, you could use some dental work. But, It`s your struttin` rooster act that really makes me laugh It may be a ten to these country hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain`t much to add once the subtractin`s done Since there ain`t no zeroes, I give you a one!. She walked out, while up and down the line The whole bar was laughin`, said` Bare, what happened to your nine Nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew She didn`t have no class, I barely gave her a two. Spoken: Yeah! No matter how good they look at first There`s flaws in all of them That`s why on a scale of ten to one, friend There ain`t no ten. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Numbers: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/101/1/30922.html Все тексты песен: Bobby Bare » Bobby Bare - Gambler » Bobby Bare - Yard Full of Rusty Cars » Bobby Bare - Less of Me » Bobby Bare - I Don`t Believe I`ll Fall in Love Today » Bobby Bare - Watching The Trains Go By » Bobby Bare - Blowin` In The Wind » Bobby Bare - Vincennes » Bobby Bare - Release Me (And Let Me Love Again) » Bobby Bare - True Story » Bobby Bare - Great Snowman » Bobby Bare - Let Me Tell You About Mary » Bobby Bare - Let Me Tell You About Mary » Bobby Bare - Your Husband My Wife » Bobby Bare - Chicago Story » Bobby Bare - Too Used to Being With You » Bobby Bare - Try To Remember » Bobby Bare - Come on Home and Sing the Blues to Daddy » Bobby Bare - Paul » Bobby Bare - Mama Bake a Pie » Bobby Bare - Blue Is My Lonely Room Рекомендуем скачать: » Гайк Мкртчян - Известным поэтом стать очень просто... » Григорий Дикштейн - Баллада о тополях » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Про зерна, факел и песок » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Вперед! » Гера Грач - Чифирок » Гагин Виктор - Витенька » Григорий Дикштейн - (Из цикла Конармия) » Гости из Будущего - Странное чувство » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Система » Глюк`oza - К чёрту » Гиви Чрелашвили - Жалобная песнь виолончелей » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Хватит! » Геннадий Васильев - Ноябрь » Гарин Юрий - Соловьиная трель » Геннадий Жаров - Мыкаюсь по свету » Григорий Дикштейн - Ретро » Геннадий Жуков - Коллапс » Гиви Чрелашвили - Перевернутая страница » Гарик Кричевский - Фея » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Лишь один закон
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