Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Diet Song

(Shel Silverstein)

Breakfast, black coffee, one slice of dry toast
No butter, no jelly, no jam
Lunch, just some lettuce, two celery stalks
No booze, no potatoes, no ham.

Dinner, one chicken wing, broiled not fried
No gravy, no biscuits, no pie
And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin`
Sure is a rough way to die.

So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that`s all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial
It`s drivin` me right up the wall.

And I`m thinkin` of french fries, sausage and waffles
Spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I`m dreamin` of chocolate ice cream.
And I`m starvin` to death when I wake.

--- Instrumental ---

Supper, two pieces of cauliflower, raw
Some beefsteak the size of a nail
One sliced tomato, a small dab of slaw
I swear I ate better in jail.

Stop eatin` that pizza right under my nose
Girl that`s the least you can do
Put down that candy bar while I`m singin`
I`m starvin` my pants off for you.

You`re fixin` the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
But it`s bouillon and water for me
Hey, you got a lock on the refrigerator
Lord knows where you`re hidin` the key.

While I`m starvin` for food late at night
I`m starvin` for lovin` from you
But you say that when I can see my own dick
You`ll be glad to look at it too.

So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that`s all
You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons
Are drivin` me right off the wall.

Now when I am dead with the insurance paid
You`ll look down at me and you`ll grin
You`ll say, well the boy tried and he suffered and died
But don`t he look good when he`s thin? oh my.

And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin`
Sure is a rough way to die...

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Diet Song (Shel Silverstein) Breakfast, black coffee, one slice of dry toast No butter, no jelly, no jam Lunch, just some lettuce, two celery stalks No booze, no potatoes, no ham. Dinner, one chicken wing, broiled not fried No gravy, no biscuits, no pie And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin` Sure is a rough way to die. So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune A glass of skim milk and that`s all Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial It`s drivin` me right up the wall. And I`m thinkin` of french fries, sausage and waffles Spaghetti and cookies and cake And each night I`m dreamin` of chocolate ice cream. And I`m starvin` to death when I wake. --- Instrumental --- Supper, two pieces of cauliflower, raw Some beefsteak the size of a nail One sliced tomato, a small dab of slaw I swear I ate better in jail. Stop eatin` that pizza right under my nose Girl that`s the least you can do Put down that candy bar while I`m singin` I`m starvin` my pants off for you. You`re fixin` the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes But it`s bouillon and water for me Hey, you got a lock on the refrigerator Lord knows where you`re hidin` the key. While I`m starvin` for food late at night I`m starvin` for lovin` from you But you say that when I can see my own dick You`ll be glad to look at it too. So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune A glass of skim milk and that`s all You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons Are drivin` me right off the wall. Now when I am dead with the insurance paid You`ll look down at me and you`ll grin You`ll say, well the boy tried and he suffered and died But don`t he look good when he`s thin? oh my. And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin` Sure is a rough way to die... Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Diet Song: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/101/1/30947.html Все тексты песен: Bobby Bare » Bobby Bare - Can`t Seem to Get Nowhere » Bobby Bare - You Can`t Stop the Wild Wind From Blowin` » Bobby Bare - Autumn of My Life » Bobby Bare - Don`t Think Twice It`s All Right » Bobby Bare - They Covered Up the Old Swimmin` Hole » Bobby Bare - I Wonder Where You Are Tonight » Bobby Bare - Come on Home and Sing the Blues to Daddy » Bobby Bare - Invisible Tears » Bobby Bare - Down in Mexico » Bobby Bare - Lovin` You Anyway » Bobby Bare - When I Want to Love a Lady » Bobby Bare - Ride Me Down Easy » Bobby Bare - Jesus Christ What a Man » Bobby Bare - Mama Bake a Pie » Bobby Bare - We Must Have Been Out of Our Minds » Bobby Bare - What Color Is a Man » Bobby Bare - Truer Love You`ll Never Find » Bobby Bare - Invisible Tears » Bobby Bare - Hello Darlin` » Bobby Bare - Bye Bye Love Рекомендуем скачать: » Владимир Борзов - Отель в шотландском замке » Виктор Третьяков - Я люблю смотреть на огонь... » Владимир Шандриков - Нету чуда » Владимир Ланцберг - Маленькая песенка на фоне почтового рожка » Владимир Шандриков - Мне тридцать три » Виталий Лялюшко - A Reflection » Виктор Беседин - Бард – академическому хору » Вера Вотинцева - Четыре мысли на будущее » Виктор Харлов - Осень » Владимир Розенбаум - Зачем тебе дальний поход?.. » Валентин Берестов - Физическая география » Всеволод Колюбакин - Ящик черный, ящик черный, блестящий... » Вирус - Без любви » Владимир Высоцкий - Москва-Одесса » Владимир Моров - Зеркала » Валерий Зайцев - Солнечный зайчик » Вадим Казанский - Старый Витебск » Высоцкий Владимир - РАССТРЕЛ ГОРНОГО ЭХА » Владимир Высоцкий - Театрально-тюремный этюд » Владимир Высоцкий - Скоморохи на ярмарке (Песня из кинофильм
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