Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Diet Song

(Shel Silverstein)

Breakfast, black coffee, one slice of dry toast
No butter, no jelly, no jam
Lunch, just some lettuce, two celery stalks
No booze, no potatoes, no ham.

Dinner, one chicken wing, broiled not fried
No gravy, no biscuits, no pie
And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin`
Sure is a rough way to die.

So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that`s all
Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial
It`s drivin` me right up the wall.

And I`m thinkin` of french fries, sausage and waffles
Spaghetti and cookies and cake
And each night I`m dreamin` of chocolate ice cream.
And I`m starvin` to death when I wake.

--- Instrumental ---

Supper, two pieces of cauliflower, raw
Some beefsteak the size of a nail
One sliced tomato, a small dab of slaw
I swear I ate better in jail.

Stop eatin` that pizza right under my nose
Girl that`s the least you can do
Put down that candy bar while I`m singin`
I`m starvin` my pants off for you.

You`re fixin` the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
But it`s bouillon and water for me
Hey, you got a lock on the refrigerator
Lord knows where you`re hidin` the key.

While I`m starvin` for food late at night
I`m starvin` for lovin` from you
But you say that when I can see my own dick
You`ll be glad to look at it too.

So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that`s all
You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons
Are drivin` me right off the wall.

Now when I am dead with the insurance paid
You`ll look down at me and you`ll grin
You`ll say, well the boy tried and he suffered and died
But don`t he look good when he`s thin? oh my.

And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin`
Sure is a rough way to die...

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Bobby Bare - Diet Song (Shel Silverstein) Breakfast, black coffee, one slice of dry toast No butter, no jelly, no jam Lunch, just some lettuce, two celery stalks No booze, no potatoes, no ham. Dinner, one chicken wing, broiled not fried No gravy, no biscuits, no pie And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin` Sure is a rough way to die. So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune A glass of skim milk and that`s all Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial It`s drivin` me right up the wall. And I`m thinkin` of french fries, sausage and waffles Spaghetti and cookies and cake And each night I`m dreamin` of chocolate ice cream. And I`m starvin` to death when I wake. --- Instrumental --- Supper, two pieces of cauliflower, raw Some beefsteak the size of a nail One sliced tomato, a small dab of slaw I swear I ate better in jail. Stop eatin` that pizza right under my nose Girl that`s the least you can do Put down that candy bar while I`m singin` I`m starvin` my pants off for you. You`re fixin` the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes But it`s bouillon and water for me Hey, you got a lock on the refrigerator Lord knows where you`re hidin` the key. While I`m starvin` for food late at night I`m starvin` for lovin` from you But you say that when I can see my own dick You`ll be glad to look at it too. So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune A glass of skim milk and that`s all You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons Are drivin` me right off the wall. Now when I am dead with the insurance paid You`ll look down at me and you`ll grin You`ll say, well the boy tried and he suffered and died But don`t he look good when he`s thin? oh my. And this dietin`, dietin`, dietin`, dietin` Sure is a rough way to die... Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Diet Song: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/101/1/30947.html Все тексты песен: Bobby Bare » Bobby Bare - If You Think I`m Crazy Now » Bobby Bare - You Can`t Stop The Wild Wind From Blowin » Bobby Bare - Giving Tree » Bobby Bare - She`s My Ever Lovin` Machine » Bobby Bare - I`ve Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman » Bobby Bare - Got Leavin` On Her Mind » Bobby Bare - Tequila Sheila » Bobby Bare - Leaving On A Jet Plane » Bobby Bare - Three Mixed Up Hearts » Bobby Bare - True Love » Bobby Bare - Gotta Travel On » Bobby Bare - Bye Bye Love » Bobby Bare - Candy Coated Kisses » Bobby Bare - Goin` Home » Bobby Bare - I`m Her Hoss If I Never Win a Race » Bobby Bare - True Love [W` Skeeter Davis] » Bobby Bare - New York City Snow » Bobby Bare - Skip a Rope » Bobby Bare - Worried Man Blues » Bobby Bare - In the Misty Moonlight Рекомендуем скачать: » Булат Окуджава - Я пишу исторический роман » Булат Окуджава - Вот так она любит меня » Борис Вахнюк - Письмо из Фрунзе » Булат Окуджава - И когда удивительно близко... » Булат Окуджава - Девочка плачет » Белый Орел - Я куплю тебе новую жизнь » Бочаров Владимир - НА БАМе » Браво - Лунатик » Булат Окуджава - Мартовский снег » Борис Бондарев - Мы друг другу в глаза глядим... » Блестящие - Хаус Мажор » Бригадный подряд - Органы » Борис Львович - Старинная легенда » Беломорканал - МАРИНКА » Борис Вайханский - Баллада о заслуженном отдыхе » Борис Бурда - Постсоветские лимерики » Борис Вахнюк - Памяти барда Сергея Стеркина » Браво - До свидания » Булат Окуджава - Эта женщина! Увижу и немею... » Борис Вайханский - Май
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