Текст (слова) песни: Del The Funky Homosapien - If You Must

It`s important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I`m bout to get into some shit that I`ve seen
This fool`s breath, I mean so bad it`ll melt your ice cream
They say don`t say nothing if you can`t say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O.
He didn`t know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples` toilets with plungers
Girls let the guy you were with ????
So guys take your cue from this number

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you`ll be funkyyyyyyyy

Now at class you need total concentration
But there`s kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One`s fool`s feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you`re at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I`m gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body `fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don`t need a map bitch

[CHORUS] (x2)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you`ll be funkyyyyyyyy

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Del The Funky Homosapien - If You Must It`s important to practice good hygiene At least if you wanna run with my team I`m bout to get into some shit that I`ve seen This fool`s breath, I mean so bad it`ll melt your ice cream They say don`t say nothing if you can`t say nice things Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum I was a victim of breath on him Running his yap about what sets he from Gotta get some gum gotta get him some He turned it down, his teeth was brown Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation I had to ask the dope to pass the soap Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans Or bathrooms in a bus station He had a can of Olde E and some raisins Amazing... head to toe B.O. He didn`t know, used to the fragrance Just as the days went without bathing He felt manly and not like a maiden He had one dread, and fungus Said he worked on peoples` toilets with plungers Girls let the guy you were with ???? So guys take your cue from this number [CHORUS] (x2) You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you`ll be funkyyyyyyyy Now at class you need total concentration But there`s kids in the back holdin conversations Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids Coast and Joy, they leave their absence One`s fool`s feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks Brimstone, girls would never bring him home I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa" I know some people your ass should be submerged Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid Well look it up And while you`re at it, get a cup And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle You get our vote for most stinkiest That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail I said he was stale Underarms is ripe Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats And we holdin bets, and after this I`m gonna collect Nigga check, yourself Respect yourself And wash your mothafuckin body `fore your sweatshirt melt Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive The funk got you captive You don`t need a map bitch [CHORUS] (x2) You gotta wash your ass, if you must You gotta wash your hair, if you must You gotta brush your teeth, if you must Or else you`ll be funkyyyyyyyy Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни If You Must: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/103/1/15740.html Все тексты песен: Del The Funky Homosapien » Del The Funky Homosapien - Things You Can Do » Del The Funky Homosapien - Crazy Del Song; Operator » Del The Funky Homosapien - Memory Loss (featuring Sean Lennon) » Del The Funky Homosapien - Sunny Meadowz » Del The Funky Homosapien - Crazy Del Song Operator » Del The Funky Homosapien - Missing Link » Del The Funky Homosapien - Town to Town » Del The Funky Homosapien - Pissin` On Your Steps » Del The Funky Homosapien - Cyberpunks » Del The Funky Homosapien - Mastermind » Del The Funky Homosapien - Don`t Forget the Bass » Del The Funky Homosapien - Phony Phranchise » Del The Funky Homosapien - Boo Boo Heads » Del The Funky Homosapien - Money For Sex » Del The Funky Homosapien - Wack M.C.`s » Del The Funky Homosapien - Followers » Del The Funky Homosapien - The Wacky World of Mass Transit » Del The Funky Homosapien - Stress the World » Del The Funky Homosapien - Dark Skin Girls » Del The Funky Homosapien - Miles to Go Рекомендуем скачать: » Яков Гальперштейн - Аэропорт Кырен » Яна Симон - Офелия » Яков Коган - Другу » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Коган - Песня о песне » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - Я в Европе » Яков Кофман - Сизифов труд » Яна Симон - Моя Кармен » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Ярослав Юдин - Надя » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яковлев Антон - Кресты » Яков Кофман - Перестройка, перестройка, перестройка... » Яна Симон - Речная песня » Яков Коган - До свидания, девочка из детства... » Яна - Хорошо » Ярослав Юдин - Просто так » Янка Дягилева - Продано
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