Текст (слова) песни: Digital Underground - Packet Man

Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets
today? Yo, B, don`t be throwin` on my jacket, ok?
Cool, just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
[Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets
It`s like a pill, you can either chew it up
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
And get this: see the girl on the cover?
You black out, and she becomes your lover
[You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic
[Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics]
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
But since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a deal

Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man

[Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it]
Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it
[Well what exactly do I get?]
Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet
It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,
Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
Man this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure an
get me a few of these things. How long do they last?]
Well it depends, let`s see
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40
`Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]
Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big deal
You`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pill
And if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sack
It`s cool, take a packet fool
Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Now here, take a look at my selection

Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man

[OK, I want these two boxes of three
And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy
And, by the way, I need something for my woman]
Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]
Now let me tell you how to take it:
Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked
Otherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?
This is more then just a dream
It`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mind
So be careful: only take one at a time
And never take one behind the wheel
You`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal]
These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10
Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it even
But don`t pull your money out yet, see
There`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me
Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool
20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]
Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me again
And remember, you need to be as safe as you can
There`s only one thing safer then using your hand
Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man

Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man
Yeah he`s the packet man

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Digital Underground - Packet Man Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? Yo, B, don`t be throwin` on my jacket, ok? Cool, just trying to get your attention So you can take a look at this invention Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket [Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets It`s like a pill, you can either chew it up Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup And get this: see the girl on the cover? You black out, and she becomes your lover [You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic [Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real But since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a deal Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man [Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it] Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it [Well what exactly do I get?] Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33, Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin Man this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure an get me a few of these things. How long do they last?] Well it depends, let`s see These cheap ones here are ten minutes But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour And these here sell for bout 40 `Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy] Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big deal You`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pill And if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sack It`s cool, take a packet fool Biochemically compacted sexual affection Now here, take a look at my selection Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man [OK, I want these two boxes of three And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy And, by the way, I need something for my woman] Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em] Now let me tell you how to take it: Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked Otherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean? This is more then just a dream It`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mind So be careful: only take one at a time And never take one behind the wheel You`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10 Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it even But don`t pull your money out yet, see There`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove] Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me again And remember, you need to be as safe as you can There`s only one thing safer then using your hand Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Packet Man: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/103/1/16088.html Все тексты песен: Digital Underground » Digital Underground - Flowin` on The D Line » Digital Underground - Sex Packets » Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance » Digital Underground - Oregano Flow [Hot Sauce Mix] » Digital Underground - Wheee! » Digital Underground - Wind Me Up » Digital Underground - The Odd Couple » Digital Underground - The Return of the Crazy One » Digital Underground - Gutfest `89 [Edit] » Digital Underground - Sex Packets » Digital Underground - Wussup Wit` the Love » Digital Underground - Body-Hats (Part One) » Digital Underground - We Got More » Digital Underground - Holly Wantstaho » Digital Underground - The Danger Zone » Digital Underground - Body-Hats (Part Two) » Digital Underground - The Mission » Digital Underground - We Got More » Digital Underground - Odd Couple » Digital Underground - Holla Holiday Рекомендуем скачать: » Александр Дольский - Пупсы » Алексей Макаревич - Снег летит, как человеки... » Антон Трофимов - Листопад поделен на всех... » Аркона - По сырой земле » Аркадий Дубинчик - На талии Наталии... » Алексей Лысиков - До чего луна похожа на пятак в пустом кармане!.. » Александр Левин - Ремонтирки » Аукцыон - Банзай » Андрей Соловьев - Мне в такое поверить » Аукцыон - Карлик-нос » Адо - Веди себя хоpошо » Александр Галич - Старый принц » Александр Вольнов - Когда поет гончарный круг... » Александр Король - А что до лет, то в наши лета... » Алексей Скичко - Детская песня радости /стихи/ » Аркадий Дубинчик - Сезон удачи » Александр Мирзаян - Строфы к новому Фаусту » Александр Деревягин - На смерть друга » Ада Якушева - Вечер бродит » Александр Буйнов - Пустой бамбук
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