Текст (слова) песни: Doug Anthony All Stars - It`s A Broad Lic Nic

And I`ll tell you while I`m able
Or I`ll smash your skull if you`re not
Drink enough Black label
It`s a hard mans drink
And though the bottles broken
Put your money on the table
Strain the glass through your teeth
So we grew up mean lean
Kings of the street scene
Without a mothers guiding hand
To keep us clean
Down your rum
We`ll take life as it comes
And all you blue rinse critics
Lick our literary bums
I drank my first pure malt
Before I was three
I smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettes
My pappy left for me
And I romanced a little lass
Who was twelve years my elder
At the age of six I held her
That year I also bed her
So before I was seven
My first child was born
I told a pack of filthy lies
As a politician
I heard my own confession
As an act of contrition
I spent ten years as a Trappist monk
In a village in Tibet
And I walked up Everest naked
Just to win a bet
Well I cut off my leg
To win a one legged race
And when I won, I stitched it
on my little sister`s stomach
I`ve fought Mohammed Ali
I`ve seduced Mata Hari
I`ve even worn a sari
When I impersonated Ghandi
And I dare any man here
To call me a liar
(Liar!)
But I swear I`ve seen Ezekial
I swear I`ve seen Isiah
Toasting marshmellows
In Beelzebub`s fire
And we`re mad mad mad
Dangerous to know
We never give a tinkers cuss
About the seeds we sow
And we stay up late
And never be forlorn
And when the morning comes around
We`ll kiss the crack of dawn
We took the whacks from Kerouac`s
And dusty Dostoyevsky`s
And when all was said and done
Booze was all I had left me
For all the worlds great thinkers
Are all a looooaaaaaooooaaad of pus
And if you ask us how Zarathustra spoke
He spake thus,
Drink drink drink
Drink until you`re drunk
Drink until you can`t stand up
`til you`re roly-poly stunk
`til your bladder bursts
`til you throw a fit to curse
`til they lift you up still comatose
And slamdance in the hearse
We`re good, good, bad, bad
Ugly as sin
We mix up cough syrup
With our gin
So take your medicine
I pray that when I die
There`s someone else around
To kiss my arse goodbye
Yes, I pray, I pray, I pray that when I die
There`s someone else around to kiss my arse goodbye

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Doug Anthony All Stars - It`s A Broad Lic Nic And I`ll tell you while I`m able Or I`ll smash your skull if you`re not Drink enough Black label It`s a hard mans drink And though the bottles broken Put your money on the table Strain the glass through your teeth So we grew up mean lean Kings of the street scene Without a mothers guiding hand To keep us clean Down your rum We`ll take life as it comes And all you blue rinse critics Lick our literary bums I drank my first pure malt Before I was three I smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettes My pappy left for me And I romanced a little lass Who was twelve years my elder At the age of six I held her That year I also bed her So before I was seven My first child was born I told a pack of filthy lies As a politician I heard my own confession As an act of contrition I spent ten years as a Trappist monk In a village in Tibet And I walked up Everest naked Just to win a bet Well I cut off my leg To win a one legged race And when I won, I stitched it on my little sister`s stomach I`ve fought Mohammed Ali I`ve seduced Mata Hari I`ve even worn a sari When I impersonated Ghandi And I dare any man here To call me a liar (Liar!) But I swear I`ve seen Ezekial I swear I`ve seen Isiah Toasting marshmellows In Beelzebub`s fire And we`re mad mad mad Dangerous to know We never give a tinkers cuss About the seeds we sow And we stay up late And never be forlorn And when the morning comes around We`ll kiss the crack of dawn We took the whacks from Kerouac`s And dusty Dostoyevsky`s And when all was said and done Booze was all I had left me For all the worlds great thinkers Are all a looooaaaaaooooaaad of pus And if you ask us how Zarathustra spoke He spake thus, Drink drink drink Drink until you`re drunk Drink until you can`t stand up `til you`re roly-poly stunk `til your bladder bursts `til you throw a fit to curse `til they lift you up still comatose And slamdance in the hearse We`re good, good, bad, bad Ugly as sin We mix up cough syrup With our gin So take your medicine I pray that when I die There`s someone else around To kiss my arse goodbye Yes, I pray, I pray, I pray that when I die There`s someone else around to kiss my arse goodbye Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни It`s A Broad Lic Nic: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/103/1/25886.html Все тексты песен: Doug Anthony All Stars » Doug Anthony All Stars - World`s Best Kisser » Doug Anthony All Stars - I F*** Dogs » Doug Anthony All Stars - The Sun » Doug Anthony All Stars - Dead Elvis » Doug Anthony All Stars - Oprah » Doug Anthony All Stars - If You`re Happy 2 » Doug Anthony All Stars - Commies For Christ » Doug Anthony All Stars - Carnal Carnival » Doug Anthony All Stars - It`s A Broad Lic Nic » Doug Anthony All Stars - Mommy Dearest » Doug Anthony All Stars - Gilbert And Sullivan 2 » Doug Anthony All Stars - Skinhead Sooty » Doug Anthony All Stars - Maria » Doug Anthony All Stars - Throw Your Arms Around Me » Doug Anthony All Stars - I Heard It Through The Grapevine » Doug Anthony All Stars - Sailors Arms » Doug Anthony All Stars - Body Science » Doug Anthony All Stars - Moral Dilemmas » Doug Anthony All Stars - Gilbert And Sullivan 1 » Doug Anthony All Stars - Doing Drugs Рекомендуем скачать: » Ария - Химера » Александр Дольский - Говорите, я молчу » Арон Крупп - Елочка » Анатолий Задорожнюк - У берёз остановлюсь, » Александр Розенбаум - О чем поют ныне дети Арбата » Анжелика Варум - Пчелка » Александр Колупаев - Женский бокс (Размышление у экрана) » Александр Дулов - Единственные дни » А.Панайотов - Я тебе не верю » Александр Король - Ах осени прелестный звук... » Алена Апина - Объясненье в любви » Андрей Леонкин, Аркадий Лебедев - Пёс » Афганские песни - Синяя река » Алексей Лаврентьев - Среди этих медленных дней... » Ария - Кто-то сказал, что он может бежать даром, даром » Аксенов Виталий - Пойдём мой друг в леса далёкие… » Андрей Богомолов - День рождения (зарисовка своих впечатлений) » Ася Анистратенко - Москва » Агата Кристи - Звездное гестапо » Аркадий Дубинчик - Таран
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