His heart organ was where it should be His brain was in his arse His hand was well out of his pocket His psyche`s in the hearth Had a beard which was weird Some time ago heard Ramones in `81 Has a Spanish guitar Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate! Spanish guitar doesn`t get far In computer teaching job His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix A fancied wit that`s imitation of Rumpole of Bailey Who`s causes and rags were phoenix-like They were do-do like They were comfort blanket type Pho-do in fact Pho-do in fact Pho-do in fact He had a weak pisser And one night at darts match Decadent sandwich quaff He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre Saw Not the Nine O`Clock News History of the World Part One Twice each at least Twice each at least Twice each at least Mere pseud mag editor`s father (x12)
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