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Frank Zappa - Billy The Mountain

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Mark volman (lead vocals)

Howard kaylan (lead vocals)

Ian underwood (woodwinds, keyboards, vocals)

Aynsley dunbar (drums)

Don preston (keyboards, mini-moog)

Jim pons (bass, vocals)

Billy the mountain

Billy the mountain

A regular picturesque

Postcardy mountain

Residing between lovely

Rosamond and gorman

With his stunning wife ethel

A tree, a tree.

Billy was a mountain

Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder

Billy was a mountain

Billy was a mountain

Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder

Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder

( hey, hey, hey! )

Billy had two big

Caves for eyes

With a cliff for a jaw

That would go up or down

And whenever it did

Hed puff out some dust

And hack up a boulder, hack.

Hack up a boulder, hack, hack.

Hack up a boulder, hack, hack.

Hack up a boulder.

Now, one day, and I believe it was on tuesday, a man in checkered double-knit suit drove up in large el dorado cadillac leased from bob spreene ( "where the freeways meet in downey!" )

He laid a huge bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain, that was right where his foot was supposed to be. now billy the mountain, he couldnt believe it: all those postcards h

Osed for, for all of those years, and finally, now at last, his royalties! "royalties, royalties, royalties! the royalty check is in, honey!" ... yes, billy the mountain was rich! yes,

His eyeball caves, they widened in amazement... and his jaw, which was a cliff, well it ... it dropped thirty feet! a bunch of dust puffed out ... rocks and boulders hacked up, hack! hack! ... c

Ng the lincoln ...

I gave him the money

He acted real funny

He hacked up a rock and

It totaled my car

Oh do you

Know any trucks

Might be bound for the valley

I dont wanna stand here

All night in this bar

( dear lord )

I dont wanna stand here

All night in this bar

( no shit )

I dont wanna stand here

All night in this bar

By two oclock, when bars had already closed down, billy had broken the big news to ethel, ahhhh, and with dust and boulders everywhere, billy, choked with exitement, announced: "ethel, we

Ing on a vacation!"... yes, and they were going on a vacation, oh, and ethel, ethel, ethel, like any little woman, she of course was very excited ... she creaked a little bit, and some old

Flew off of her. billy told ethel they were going to... yes, they where going to new york! "ethel, were going to... new york! but first they were gonna stop in las vegas...

"its off to las vegas to check out the lounges,

Pull a few handles and drink a few beers, oh ethel,

Ethel, my darling, you know that I love you,

Im glad we could have a vacation this year,

Oh neat-o, glad we could have a vacation this year."

They left that night, crunchin across the mojave desert, their voices echoing thru the canyons of your minds... "ethel, wanna get a cuppa cawfee? howard johnsons, ahhh theres a howard jo

s! ... wanna eat some clams? ...

The first noteworhty piece of real estate they destroyed was edwards air force base. and to this very day, wing-nuts and data reduction clerks alike speak in reverent whispers about that fateful

T when test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got lunched, I said lunched, by a famous mountain and his small wooden wife ...

"word just in to the kttv news service undeniably links this mountain and his wife to drug abuse and payoffs as part of san joaquin valley smut ring. however, we can assure parents in the s

Rn california area that a recent narcotic crackdown in torrence ... hawthorne ... lomita ... westchester ... playa del rey ... santa monica ... tujunga ... sunland ... san fernando ... pacoima .

Lmar ... newhall ... canoga park ... palmdale ... glendale ... irwindale ... rolling hills ... granada hills ... shadow hills ... cheviot hills ... will provide the secret evidence the palmdale

Jury has needed to seek a criminal indictement and pave the way for stiffer legislation, increased federal aid, and avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inlan

Ire ..."

Within the week, jerry lewis had hosted a telethon ( la la la nice lady ) to raise funds for the injured, "injured", and homeless, "homeless" in glendale, as billy had just l

Ed it. and a few miles right outside of town billy caused a oh mine/my(? ) papa in the earths crust, right over the secret underground dumps, right near the jack in the box on glenoaks where t

Eep the pools of old poison gas and obsolete germs bombs, just as a freak tornado cruised through ... yes, it was about three oclock in the afternoon when little howard kaplan was sitting on hi

Ch ( "toto...!") just playing ( "come here, toto ...!") and having a nice time with his little accordion, ("toto...!") and this weird wind came up, direct from glen

Blowing those terrible germs in his direction ... and all this caused by huge mountain ("aunty em") somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly, sucking up two-thirds of it ( suck, suc

Ck) for an ultimetly dispersal over vast stretches of ... watts!!!

Now, unless I misunderstood, it was right outside of columbus, ohio when billy received his notice to report for his induction physical. now lemme tell ya, ethel said, now ethel, ethel said she

T gonna let him go ... "im not gonna let you go, billy" ... thats right, we now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister that ethel is still an active communist

It is this reporters opinion that she also practices covent witch-craft ...

It was about this time that the telephone rang inside of the secret briefcase belonging to one mortal man who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save america herself. an

Sorry to disappoint some of you, it was not chief redden. this one man was studebacher hoch, fantastic new super hero of the current economic slump. now, some folks say he looked like zubin meh

Ubin mehta); still others say "bullshit, honey, it was just another greasy guy who happened to be born next to the frozen beef pies at boneys market..."; still others say "pshaw/

(? ), and piss on you, jack, hes just a crazy iatlian who drove a red car ..." you see, nobody ever really knew for sure because studebacher was sooooo mysterious ....

He was so ( he was so, he was so) mysterious

He was so ( he was so, he was so) mysterious

cuz when a person gets to be such a hero, folks

And marvelouse beyond compute

You can never really tell about a guy like that

Whether hes really a nice person

Or if he just smiles a lot

Or if he has a son named pinocchio or what.

Whether hes really a nice person

Or if he has a son named pinocchio or what.

Some men say he could fly

Some men say he could swim

Others say he could sing like neil sedaka,

And all the girls in flushing would be amazed of him

Two, three amazed of him ... amazed ...

Time passed. january, february, march, july, wednesdey, august, irwindale, two-thirty in the afternoon, sunday, monday, funny cars, walnuts, city of industry, big john masamanian ... so when the

E ring in the secret briefcase, a strong masculine hand with a dudley do-right wristwatch and flexy braclet grabbed it and answered in a deep, calmly assured voice: "so... ah... yeah, yeah

Already ... what? ... well, yeah? ... ah-are you kidding? ... youre not kidding ... a mountain ... with a tree growing off of its shoulder? aw, youre fulla shit, man... ah listen, by the way,

Re you go on; did you get those white albums I sent ya with the pencil on the front, yeah? yeah, you should move some of those for me ... were having a lot of,...listen, so kiss little jakee on

Head... and hows your wifes hemorrhoids? ...ah, thats too bad...listen...so youve got a mountain, with a tree, listen, causing...well, let me write this down... sorta take a few notes here...

...to el segundo, huh? ...causing

Untold destruction..( my baby, my baby )...wanted for draft evasion? ... an expense account? ... and per diem, too? ..."

Some men say he could dance

They said he could dance

And of course they were right ...

Ladies and gentelmen, this is it: the studebacher hoch dancing lesson & cosmic prayer for guidence, featuring aynsley dunbar! ... hit it! ...

Twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, twirly, fillmore ...

Hey, right hand from a heart

Left hand from a heart

Right hand from a heart

Left hand from a left shoulder

To the heart. fillmore, fillmore ...

Nobody can dance like studebacher hoch ...

So many rumors have spread about studebacher hoch ... consider this rumor which was published about three weeks ago in rolling stone ( oh, its gotta be true! ) ... studebacher hoch can write th

Ds prayer on the head of a pin!" (no!) do-do-do do-do-doot doot do-do-do ... ... Im so hip ... beef pies ... he was born next to the beef pies, underneath joni mitchells autographed pict

Right beside elliot roberts big bank book, next to the boat where crosby flushed away all his stash and the cops got him in the boat and drove away, to the can where neil young slipped another

...

[ frozen ? ? ? pie

Frozen ? ? ? pie

Frozen ? ? ? pie

And that was the main influence on him

The influence of a frozen beef pie ]

Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife who ran a modeling school, whereupon he... yes, he ran around the back of the broadway at hollywood boulevard and vine to see if he could find him

Some big, large, unused cardboard boxes ( no shit! )... after which he hit up the ralphs on sunset for some aunt jemima syrup, some kaiser boiler foil and pair of blunt sissors, yeah! ... yes,

N the parking lot of ralphs ... where no prices are lower prices than ralphs... in the parking lot of ralphs, in between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking, he cut out some

Y, really, really nice wings and he covered them thoroughly with foil ...

Then he took those wings and wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth ..yes,yes!! and then he shut the fucking door! ... and he pulled down his blue denim po

An-type trouser pants, and he spread even amounts of aunt jemima maple syrup all over the inside of his legs! ... soon the booth was filling with flies ( help me! help me! help me! ) ... he held

The legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in, and when each and every one of those little cocksucking flies had gone into his pants and they were lapping up all that maple syrup, he be

Er and he put his head between his legs and he said in a very clear, impressive, ron-hubbard-type voice: "new york"... and the booth and everything lifted up, out of parking lot, and i

He sky.

Studebacher hoch

Yeah, yeah,

Studebacher hoch

Studebacher hoch

Studebacher hoch

Yeah, yeah,

Studebacher hoch

Studebacher hoch

Hes coating his legs

With aunt jemima syrup up and down

His shorts will be filled with flies

That will be buzzing all around

Studebacher hoch is really outa sight

Studebacher hoch, he does it every night

Studebacher hoch, he treats the flies all right

Studebacher hoch

Thats why they never bite, hey!

Hey please to new york

Fly to new york

He could be a dog

Or a frog

Or a lesbian queen

(fly to new york)

He could be a narc

Or a lady marine

Or he might play dirty

Hes over thirty

Getting old ...

I dont know

His peculiar attire

And the flies he requires

Keep leading him on

cuz ethel is gone

They keep leading him on

cuz ethel is gone

And the mountain shes on

And speaking of mountains - - well join studebacher hoch on the edge of billy the mountains mouth .. take it away! ...

"ah ... ya, ya, ya, hey-ah, billy, listen ... Ive come to reason with you ... our great country needs you in the armed forces ... your number came up ... ya cant go on running like this f

R ..."

Ah, but ethel just shook her twigs angrily. but studebacher hoch, calm, cool, collected and unperturbed, continued:

"ya, well listen ... listen you communist sonofabitch ... you better get your ass down there for your fuckin physical or Ill see to it that you get used for fill dirt in some impending ne

Sey marsh reclamation ... and your girlfiend there will wind up disguised as series of brooms, primative ironing boards or a dog house ... get the ( cough, cough) get the picture? "

Ya, well billy just laughed:

"ha, ha, ha. if they think theyre gonna draft me, theyre crazy."

Unfortunately, because studebacher hoch was standing on the edge of billy the mountains mouth when the giant mountain laughed ... studebacher hoch lost his footing and fell screaming, two hundr

Et into the rubble below ... ( "aaahhhhh, oh fuck, Im gonna need a truss ...")

Ah listen, that only goes to show you

And itl show you once again that

A mountain is something you dont wanna fuck with

You dont wanna fuck with

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck with billy, no

And dont fuck with ethel

You saw what just happened

To the guy with the flies

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

Dont fuck around

With biddilly, biddilly

Biddilly the mountain

Eddie, are you kidding?

Eddie, are you kidding?

Oh I forgot to mention this is where we take our intermission.

We will see you in a few minutes

Thank you, well be back.

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