Текст (слова) песни: Five Iron Frenzy - Combat Chuck
[Hey everybody, this is Combat Chuck, And I love this song, because it`s about me.] A real life superhero. He`s got the Holy Ghost, He`s either praising Jesus, or he`s making toast. Ain`t got no superpowers, ain`t got no giant brain, But he would try to help you, if he heard you call his name. There`s some kids there in some trouble, Need a Pepsi on the double. Then he shouts, not so quiet, "Would you like regular or diet?" Found a campsite for some kids, By the stage is what he did. People ask why he`s so nice, Wants to be like Jesus Christ. [Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. Go, go.] Whenever you`re in trouble, whenever you`re in need, Combat Chuck will help you, he nearly runs with speed. He`s on the ball to same the masses, Got some thick old horned rimmed glasses. His head is bald, he shaved it shiny. Kicks the Devil in his hiney, [Ain`t got no, cape, says they`re too tight. Choose a path and does what`s right.] People ask why he`s so nice, Wants to be like Jesus Christ. [Combat Chuck. Go, go. Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up. Combat Chuck. Go, go. Combat Chuck. Pick it up, pick it up.]
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