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Текст (слова) песни: Frank Zappa - Penis Dimension



Mark volman (vocals)

Howard kaylan (vocals)

Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley dunbar (drums)

George duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin lickert (bass)

Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)

Jim pons (vocals)

Mark volman:

Penis dimension.

Howard kaylan:

Penis dimension.

Everybody:

Penis dimension is worrying me.

I cant hardly sleep at night

cause of penis dimension

Do you worry?

Do you worry a lot?

No!

Do you worry?

Do you worry and moan ...

That the size of your cock is not monsrtous enough?

Its your penis dimension!

Penis dimension!

Howard kaylan:

Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Mark volman:

Hiya friends. now just be honest about it. did you ever consider the possibliity that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the titties themselves might provide

Nts of subconscious tension? weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician. a policeman. a jesuit monk. a rock and roll guitar player. a wino. you name i

In the case of the ladies, the ones that cant afford a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books.

Howard kaylan:

"manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."

Mark volman:

Yes, or they become carmelite nuns.

Howard kaylan:

"gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." ha ha ha!

Mark volman:

Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. there is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer. things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world

Howard kaylan:

Right on, right on!

Mark volman:

Now, if your a lady and youve got munchkin tits, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:

Mark volman & howard kaylan:

Anything over a mouthful, is wasted.

Mark volman:

Yes! and isnt it the truth? and if youre a guy, one night youre at a party and youre trying to be cool, I mean, you arent even wearing any underwear your being so cool, and somebody hits on

One night, and looks you up and down and he says uh,

Howard kaylan:

Eight inches or less?

Mark volman:

Well let me tell you, brother, thats the time when you got to turn around and look that son of a bitch right between the eyes. and you got to tell him these words:

 

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