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Terry Bozzio (drums) Roy Estrada (vocals, bass) Adrian Belew (guitar) Ed Mann (percussion) Patrick O`Hearn (bass) Tommy Mars (keyboards) Peter Wolf (keyboards) It was the BLACKEST NIGHT! There was no MOON in sight! (You know the stars ain`t shinin` `Cause the sky`s too tight) I heard the SCARY WIND! I seen some UGLY TREES! There was a WEREWOLF honkin`, `Long the side of me! I`m MEAN `n I`m BAD, (y`know I ain`t no SISSY) Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of `CHRISSY` Talkin` about her `N MY BIKE `N ME... `N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery) (How `re you doin`?) I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS Acted WEIRD up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little BEER I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin` on..." But there was NO REPLY `Cause SHE WAS GONE! "Where`s those TITTIES I like so well, `n` my GODDAM BEER!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin` twig, `n up jumped THE DEVIL! (He`s about THIS BIG!) He had a RED SUIT on An` a WIDOW`S PEAK An` then a POINTED TAIL `N like a SULPHUR REEK, Yes, it was HIM awright, I swear I KNOWED IT WAS! He had some HUMAN FLESH Stuck underneath his CLAWS You know, it looked to me Like it was TITTY SKIN! I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!" (`Cause I was MAD at him!) He just got out his floss `N started cleanin` his fang So I shot him with my shooter, Said: BANG! BANG! BANG! Then the sucker just laughed `n said: "Put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now what you gonna say?" YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! TITTIES `N ALL!" WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Now, were the cans THIS tall?" EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I LIE to you?" SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yeah, THIS is TRUE." DON`T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE STUFF THAT YOU DO? "Well, you know, I can`t complain when the checks come through..." WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, Oh yeah? `N I WANT MY BEER Hah! SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP! NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR? Look: "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND? Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your TITTIES AND BEER? I suppose you noticed this little CONTRACT here..." YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE! Don`t call me that! THAT`S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON I LEARNED WRITIN` FOR! GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I`LL SIGN! BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, `N IT`S TITTY- SQUEEZIN` TIME! "Man, you can`t fool ME! You ain`t THAT bad! Oh yeah? Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I`VE HAD! There was MILHOUS NIXON `N AGNEW TOO! `N both of those suckers was WORSE `N YOU!" LET`S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT`S TRUE I MEAN, YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHA GONNA DO? HEH? Now hold on just a second... You wanna make a deal with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I don`t know man, you know... I just don`t know about this... What? See, cause I... Listen, you`re...are you losing your nerve? No man, it ain`t got nothin` to do with nerve... You`re supposed to be the devil! It`s got to do... You`re supposed to be bad! It`s got to do with style, fool! I don`t know if you`ve the right style to get into hell, you know... Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to God truth, I`m very short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...that`s...that`s what makes me wonder But I have...I, I think I have something that you may be interested in... What is that? You can have my soul It`s a mean little sucker `Bout a thousand years old But once you gets it You can`t give it back You gotta keep it forever An` that`s a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me devil? Oh yeah! What? Am I supposed to be scared, man? Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, that`s real tough! I bet you`re real bad! Listen fool, you`ve got to prove to me that you`re rough enough to get into hell That you`ve got the style enough to get into hell So start talkin`... Alright, lemme tell ya somethin` Alright! I`ll prove to you that I`m bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I have been through it! Yeah! I have seen it! Yeah! It has happened to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers for eight fuckin` years!!! Tell me about it! Now you`re talkin` about something! Now how bad is that? That sounds good to me, motherfucker! So move right along Tell me what your interests are, you know... if we`re gonna come to some kind of agreement, I`ve got to know what you`re all about, you know... `Cause I don`t know if you`re the right type for the... for the place, you know Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see OK... My problem is that I don`t belong anywhere Aha... You see... I don`t even belong where you are, you see I hope not! I, I`m a simple person, you know I have very small desires in life Titties `n beer, you know No! What? Titties `n beer! No! No man, you`re joking... Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer... What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no! Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer... No! No! No! No! No! Not titties `n beer! Oh I can`t stand titties `n beer!... Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer... (I`m in you! I`m in you!) Oh no! No! No! Wait... Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing? ...Wait, wait, please no! Hey! Look at this! "No! Don`t sign it! Give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, `cause...that`s MAGIC INK!" Then THE DEVIL barfed `N out jumped my girl They heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN` All around the world, she said: "I GOT THREE BEERS `N A FIST FULLA DOWNS, AN` I`M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS!" Then she gave us THE FINGER! (It was rigid `n stiff) That`s when THE DEVIL, she FARTED An` SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF! THE DEVIL WAS MAD! (I took off to my pad) I swear I DO DECLARE! How did SHE get BACK THERE? I swear I DO DECLARE! How did SHE get BACK THERE? I swear I DO DECLARE! How did SHE get BACK THERE? I swear I DO DECLARE! How did SHE get BACK THERE? Alright!
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