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Terry bozzio (drums) Roy estrada (vocals, bass) Adrian belew (guitar) Ed mann (percussion) Patrick ohearn (bass) Tommy mars (keyboards) Peter wolf (keyboards) It was the blackest night! There was no moon in sight! (you know the stars aint shinin cause the skys too tight) I heard the scary wind! I seen some ugly trees! There was a werewolf honkin, long the side of me! Im mean n Im bad, (yknow I aint no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy Talkin about her n my bike n me... n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery) (how re you doin? ) I noticed even the crickets Acted weird up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, "gimme summa that what yer suckin on..." But there was no reply cause she was gone! "wheres those titties I like so well, n my goddam beer!" Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil! (hes about this big!) He had a red suit on An a widows peak An then a pointed tail n like a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was! He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin! I said, "you son-of-a-bitch!" (cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his floss n started cleanin his fang So I shot him with my shooter, Said: bang! bang! bang! Then the sucker just laughed n said: "put it away! You know, I ate her all up...now what you Gonna say? " You ate my chrissy? "yeah! titties n all!" Well what about the beer then? "now, were the cans this tall? " Even her boots? "would I lie to you? " Shit, you musta been hungry! "yeah, this is true." Dont they pay you good for the Stuff that you do? "well, you know, I cant complain when the checks come through..." Well I want my chrissy, Oh yeah? n I want my beer Hah! So you just barf it back up! Now, devil, do you hear? Look: "blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, do you understand? Just what will you give me for your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little Contract here..." Yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore! Dont call me that! Thats about the only reason I learned writin for! Gimme that paper! bet yer horns Ill sign! Because I need a beer, n its titty- Squeezin time! "man, you cant fool me! you aint that bad! Oh yeah? Why you shoulda seen some of the souls that Ive had! There was milhous nixon n agnew too! n both of those suckers was worse n you!" Lets make a deal if you think Thats true I mean, youre supposed to be the devil so...whatcha Gonna do? Heh? Now hold on just a second... You wanna make a deal with me hah? Yeah! Well ah, I dont know man, you know... I just dont know about this... What? See, cause i... Listen, youre...are you losing your nerve? No man, it aint got nothin to do with nerve... Youre supposed to be the devil! Its got to do... Youre supposed to be bad! Its got to do with style, fool! I dont know if youve the right style to get into hell, You know... Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to god Truth, Im very short on style as a matter of fact... Yeah, I know...thats...thats what makes me wonder But I have...i, I think I have something that You may be interested in... What is that? You can have my soul Its a mean little sucker bout a thousand years old But once you gets it You cant give it back You gotta keep it forever An thats a natural fact! Ooh wee! Do you read me devil? Oh yeah! What? am I supposed to be scared, man? Oh yeah, reety, aw-righty! Oh yeah, thats real tough! I bet youre real bad! Listen fool, youve got to prove to me that youre rough Enough to get into hell That youve got the style enough to get into hell So start talkin... Alright, lemme tell ya somethin Alright! Ill prove to you that Im bad enough to go to hell Yeah! Because I have been through it! Yeah! I have seen it! Yeah! It has happened to me! Yeah! Remember, I was signed with warner brothers For eight fuckin years!!! Tell me about it! Now youre talkin about something! Now how bad is that? That sounds good to me, motherfucker! So move right along Tell me what your interests are, you know... If were gonna come to some kind of agreement, Ive got to know what youre all about, you know... cause I dont know if youre the right type for the... For the place, you know Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see Ok... My problem is that I dont belong anywhere Aha... You see... I dont even belong where you are, you see I hope not! I, Im a simple person, you know I have very small desires in life Titties n beer, you know No! what? Titties n beer! No! no man, youre joking... Titties n beer, titties n beer, titties n beer... What? no! no please... no! not that! oh no man, no! Titties n beer, titties n beer, titties n beer... No! no! no! no! no! not titties n beer! Oh I cant stand titties n beer!... Titties n beer, titties n beer, titties n beer... (Im in you! Im in you!) Oh no! no! no! wait... Ah! look at this! what am I gonna do with this thing? ...wait, wait, please no! Hey! look at this! "no! dont sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, cause...thats Magic ink!" Then the devil barfed n out jumped my girl They heard the titties plop-ploppin All around the world, she said: "i got three beers n a fist fulla downs, An Im gonna get ripped, so fuck You clowns!" Then she gave us the finger! (it was rigid n stiff) Thats when the devil, she farted An she went right over the cliff! The devil was mad! (I took off to my pad) I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? Alright!
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