A neighbour stole my VCR CanВґt afford to fill up my car ItВґs been a while since I paid the rent I wonder where that money went
Fox & Scully just disappeared Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard Broke a rib trying to find the bed The lights are out and the phone is dead
Or is it my head
Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh Вґtil I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Crack a joke Вґtil I canВґt take no more
My girl is gone and soВґs the cat The junk I eat is making me fat The virus-scan fucked up last night While I was jerking off to a neat website
Spent my bucks on apathy Precious, precious enemy The landlordВґs dog just ate my shoe My buddyВґs busy sniffinВґ glue
IВґm thinking about you
Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh Вґtil I hit the floor Entertain me, entertain me Slip for me Вґtil I canВґt take no more