Текст (слова) песни: Guttermouth - Jamie`s Petting Zoo
I`ve had my pet Since I was nine years old I loved him and fed him But one day he attacked I knew he didn`t love me back So I grabbed him like a football And punted fifty yards
Now I hate pets Take yourself to the vet Now I hate pets Dolphins trapped in little nets Now I hate pets You little fucking Screaming shit-bag I should of let your mother Eat you, little fucker
So I got a little birdy And I trained it everyday He knew 1000 words But then he flew away But then I got him back The fucker wouldn`t shut his trap So I took him to the bathroom And rubbed his beak in shitNow I hate pets Spotted owls in their nests Now I hate pets Bagged a deer and made a vest Now I hate pets Birds and bees and bears and bison Pigs and parrots and pandas I fucking hate them all!!!
I was walking through the park When a snake peered from his hole A perfect opportunity To take the bastard home I chopped his fucking head off With my handy garden hoe And made a lovely hat-band For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw!
Now I hate pets 10,000 volts to the chest Now I hate pets Fed my cat some cigarettes Now I hate pets You little fucking Screaming shit-bag bastard Fuck you, you Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!!
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