Oh, God I love myself When i`ve got it on i know I`ll live forever babe All my fears are gone
Then suddenly I`m dying They turned the laugh track off I`m drowning in the silence Crucified by coughs
Oh, I am the laugh man Half clown and half man Half out and half in, oh mister can`t you see? I`m s`posed to leave you laughing, so why don`t you laugh at me?
I started out my starvin` Desperate for money My belly crackin` dirty jokes That did not come out funny My neck stuck out so far Like a gawky giraffe Screamin` on a guillotine "Come on, sucker, laugh!"
I am the guy who always catches the pie I specialize in pratfalls I am the goon who flashes the moon A mouse in a house of catcalls
I`m your jester your juggler Your joker your friend I`m nothing more or less Than a horse`s nether end!
My ego is a bubble That I realize just broke And alone without a microphone My real life`s a joke
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