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Anouncer: Let`s meet contestant number one!
He`s a schitzofrenic serial killer clown, who says women love his sexy smile. Let`s find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon what`s your question? Sharon: Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever, so let`s say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you`d do to make that first impression really stick? Let`s see...hmm...well I`d have to think about it I might show up in a tux (ha) but I doubt it I`d probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your mama in the eye and tell her F*ck you Hurry up B*tch I`m hungry...I smell spaghetti I`d pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready Your dad would probably start trippin` and get me pissed I`d have to walk up and bust him in his F*ckin` lips It`s dinner time...we`re hearing grace from your mother I`d pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I`m steady staring at your sister, I`ll tell you this You know for only thirteen, she`s got some big tits After that, your dad would try to jump again and only this time I`d put the 40 to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I`d try to f*ck her till` I nut in my underwear (hahahahaha) Anouncer: Now let`s meet contestant number two! He`s a phsycopathic daranged crack head freak, who works with a dark carnival. He says women call him strech nuts Sharon let`s hear your question? Sharon: I like a man who`s not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two...If you fell in love with me exactly how would you let me know? First thing, I could never love you You sound like a witchy b*tch yo (f*ck you) But if I did I`ll probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother f*ckers out of here I`d go through your phone book, and wack em` all and fight contestant number one and break his f*cken jaw (what) Anyone who looked at you would have to pay I`ll be blowing f*cken nuggets off all day I`d grab your titties, and stretch em` down past your waist Let em` go and watch them both spring up in your face I`ll sing love songs to you the best I can Get you naked and hit it like a Cave man! Then we`d go to the beach and walk through the sand I`d throw a little in your face and say I`m just playin` As you spit it all out I rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack (HAHAHAHAH) Anouncer: Well it sounds like contestant number two is just over- flowing with sensitivity Sharon, It`s a tough choice so far Sharon let`s have your last question and see which one is going to win the rights to your _____ Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up lines be? Whoever`s the smoothest wins Ok well first I`d slide up to the bar and tell you that I can`t believe how f*cken fat you are I`d tell you that I like the way you make you titties shake And if you lost a little weight you`d look like Ricky Lake (F*CK THAT) you`d be jacking me quick, I`d order you a drink and stir it with my Dick, and then to get your attention in the crowded place I`d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face (Yeah freak her with your nuts, yeah that`ll get her) (tell her that she`s fat, yeah that`ll work even better) Look f*ck you, I gotta strong rep shit you don`t like contestant number two he`s mad wack, I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up behind a bucket (HAHAH) tryin ta f*ck it It was a big f*cken smelly ass farm lama DAMN DAWG! How you gonna diss your mama ?(HAHAHAHAHAHA)
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