The master playwright Urges you to play right/play wrong; Life is long and every night`s the first night.
The wardrobe mistress Urges you to dress left/dress right; What a mess when your underpants are too tight.
Who`s on the stage door To help you find the way in/way out? It`s not a sin to be knowing that you don`t know.
When you breathe your last line Will you make your exit stage left/stage right? Well, you might decide while there`s still time.
You have an angel on your shoulder But you wear the old god`s horns. And you dance around the maypole While the vicar makes a toast To the pagan celebration And extends an invitation to us all So he can save us when we fall.
Who`s your leading lady? Will you help to get her off the bus? It`s best to pass the test before you get too lazy.
Strike up the orchestra. Take your cues on the up-beat/Beat down Anyone who says he doesn`t like the sound.
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