Текст (слова) песни: King Missile - Detachable Penis

Transcribed by: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Detachable Penis
Date: 15 Dec 92 07:26:20 GMT
Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It`s detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it`s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don`t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can`t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn`t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn`t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
`cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don`t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark`s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don`t know.
Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: King Missile - Detachable Penis Transcribed by: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) Subject: Detachable Penis Date: 15 Dec 92 07:26:20 GMT Detatchable Penis, by King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It`s detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it`s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don`t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can`t for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn`t find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn`t seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet `cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don`t like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark`s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don`t know. Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Detachable Penis: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/110/1/7105.html Все тексты песен: King Missile » King Missile - If Only » King Missile - The Way To Salvation » King Missile - The Blood Song » King Missile - As I Walked Through Queens » King Missile - Detachable Penis » King Missile - Leather Clown » King Missile - Take Me Home » King Missile - Martin Scorsese » King Missile - Sensitive Artist » King Missile - I`m Sorry » King Missile - Farm » King Missile - Stonehenge » King Missile - I Wish » King Missile - When She Closed Her Eyes » King Missile - Vvv (vulvavoid) » King Missile - The Evil Children » King Missile - Glass » King Missile - My Heart Is A Flower » King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool » King Missile - He Needed Рекомендуем скачать: » Никита Малинин (Фабрика звезд-3) - Я хочу любить (хочу любить) » Несчастный Случай, Алексей Кортнев - Собачий вальс » Николай Старченков - Цыганочка » Не замужем - Посмотри в глаза » Несчастный Случай, Алексей Кортнев - Звоны огненных одежд » Наутилус Помпилиус, Вячеслав Бутусов - Все готово, чтобы рвать ткань » Наталия Бутенко - Твой голос » Новелла Матвеева, Виктор Берковский - Песня шагом, шагом » Н.Трубач - Ты не верь » Найк Борзов - Три слова » Николай Трубач - Двадцать два » Николай Хнаев - Город за Полярным кругом » Настя Полева - Черный парус » Наталья Нестеренко - Тихо плещет прибой » Новелла Матвеева - Дирижабль » Наташа Королева - Краденые яблочки » Новелла Матвеева - Реквизит одного поэта » Н.Трубач - 5 минут » Наталья Ветлицкая - Рей Рей » Настя - Рабочая река
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