Have you ever known a free lancer Thinks that he`s a camper Known around my way as the cramper Like P.M.S. always pokin` But he won`t go away with a little Motrin Now if u ever heard the term cramper and u wonder The worms kinda like i guess a modern day Felix Unger When ya first meet em ya think he`s O.K. But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long way Hear say here I say thru the grapevine He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line Just like a little fuckin fag He always wants to get high but never has a bag Never works says he can`t find the right job Ain`t got a dime and when he does he`s a tightwad He`s the dampest there`s no one damp Huh huh.... he`s the muther fuckin cramper Now the crampers red, there`s no one redder, He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater He`s sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer U come home he`s at your house drinkin your last beer Pokin and strokin he makes you wanna belt him always wearin out his mother fuckin welcome And then sporty`s never that cautious he sips from your forty and he always backwashes Talk about a certain subject, he`ll jinx it let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it He`s the dampest, there`s no one damper Huh huh.... he`s the mother fuckin cramper
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