Текст (слова) песни: Ll Cool J - 1-900-L.L. Cool J

[phone rings twice]
Yo.. "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?"
Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey

I motivate, accelerate
Devestate, and dominate
I don`t smoke crack so I won`t lose weight
Give me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and I`m straight
Go to a resteraunt, give me steak
Then cook my chicken with Shake`n`Bake
I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake
How much money can one black man make? Huh
I`m what`s known as a true dynamiter
I write rhymes fast without a typewriter
Go with the flow, but no, I`m not a biter
Can`t compare a cock-a-roach and a spider
Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch
cause you`re bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh
And bitin my rhymes ain`t slick
I got your gold teeth marks all over my [phone rings]
Complications and aggravation
An unnecessary-sation
I`m like Sunkist, good vibrations
Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation
Cool out, grab a seat and listen..
cause I`ma start dismissin
sucker MC`s who`s out there frontin
Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin
Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn`t loyal
Now it`s all about chaos and turmoil
.. gimme that microphone
I`ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone

[phone rings]
Yo.. "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you tell me what you do when you`re coolin out?"
Yo check this out

Now when I`m coolin out, no time for a granny
Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties
"Can LL {*censored*}?" Man, can he?
I tell you what, give up the fanny
Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift
Not too big, but nothin to play with
In addition, you on a mission
You need to audition for another position
Doin damage is a crew tradition
Name your next al-blum intermission
You`re full of preservatives -- plus,
you`re too conservative
I`m full of flair, savoir faire, debonairre
There`s no competition, for this here
So don`t waste your time and breath
I`m givin you all a big F
MC`s I envelop..
.. as the song goes on, the rhyme develops
I`m asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic
You don`t want no static
Anyway, I ain`t havin it!
When I see the microphone -- I`m grabbin it
Plug it in and take charge
LL XL, Xtra-Large
KnowhatI`msayin? Peace

[phone rings three times]
Hello?
Hello whassup girl?
How you doin girl? I been tryin to call you all day
Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo` HYPED up rhymes to me
Word, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes WAS pumpin
Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here
Alright
See-ya

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Ll Cool J - 1-900-L.L. Cool J [phone rings twice] Yo.. "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J?" Yeah whassup? "Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?" Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey I motivate, accelerate Devestate, and dominate I don`t smoke crack so I won`t lose weight Give me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and I`m straight Go to a resteraunt, give me steak Then cook my chicken with Shake`n`Bake I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake How much money can one black man make? Huh I`m what`s known as a true dynamiter I write rhymes fast without a typewriter Go with the flow, but no, I`m not a biter Can`t compare a cock-a-roach and a spider Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch cause you`re bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh And bitin my rhymes ain`t slick I got your gold teeth marks all over my [phone rings] Complications and aggravation An unnecessary-sation I`m like Sunkist, good vibrations Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation Cool out, grab a seat and listen.. cause I`ma start dismissin sucker MC`s who`s out there frontin Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn`t loyal Now it`s all about chaos and turmoil .. gimme that microphone I`ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone [phone rings] Yo.. "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J?" Yeah whassup? "Can you tell me what you do when you`re coolin out?" Yo check this out Now when I`m coolin out, no time for a granny Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties "Can LL {censored}?" Man, can he? I tell you what, give up the fanny Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift Not too big, but nothin to play with In addition, you on a mission You need to audition for another position Doin damage is a crew tradition Name your next al-blum intermission You`re full of preservatives -- plus, you`re too conservative I`m full of flair, savoir faire, debonairre There`s no competition, for this here So don`t waste your time and breath I`m givin you all a big F MC`s I envelop.. .. as the song goes on, the rhyme develops I`m asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic You don`t want no static Anyway, I ain`t havin it! When I see the microphone -- I`m grabbin it Plug it in and take charge LL XL, Xtra-Large KnowhatI`msayin? Peace [phone rings three times] Hello? Hello whassup girl? How you doin girl? I been tryin to call you all day Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo` HYPED up rhymes to me Word, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes WAS pumpin Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here Alright See-ya Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни 1-900-L.L. Cool J: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/111/1/6837.html Все тексты песен: Ll Cool J » Ll Cool J - Buckin` Em Down » Ll Cool J - LL Cool J » Ll Cool J - Get Da Drop On Em » Ll Cool J - Luv U Better » Ll Cool J - Why Do You Think They Call It Dope? » Ll Cool J - I Need a Beat * » Ll Cool J - You And Me » Ll Cool J - Candy » Ll Cool J - No Airplay » Ll Cool J - Clap Your Hands » Ll Cool J - Every Sip » Ll Cool J - Bigger and Deffer » Ll Cool J - Shut `Em Down » Ll Cool J - Change Your Ways » Ll Cool J - Walking With a Panther * » Ll Cool J - Make It Hot » Ll Cool J - Mr. Smith/Street Fighter soundtrack » Ll Cool J - Rock The Bells » Ll Cool J - Big Ole Butt » Ll Cool J - It Gets No Rougher Рекомендуем скачать: » Яков Кофман - Россия Достоевского » Яна Симон - Творец и Муза » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Коган - По мертвым городам, как по своей квартире... » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Янка Дягилева - Печаль моя » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яна Симон - Бессонница » Янка Дягилева - Деклассированным элементам » Яков Коган - Марионетки » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яцюк Павел - Киллер » Яков Коган - Ты знаешь, мне так тяжело без тебя!.. » Яков Кофман - Мужики и бабы » Яковлев Антон - Кресты » Яцюк Павел - Старый двор » Яна Симон - Акварель » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Яков Кофман - (Из цикла Анекдоты) » Янка Дягилева - От большого ума
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