Текст (слова) песни: monty python - Bruce`s Philosophers Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger Who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume, Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There`s nothing Nietzche couldn`t teach ya `Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey everyday. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Ren DesCartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed.
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