It`s kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she`s totally rad, she`s nubs.
No fingers, no toes, she doesn`t own elbows, No phalanges no knobby knees to knock She don`t need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands She`s always in the stands, she`s nubs She can`t pick up a phone, she can`t get dressed alone She`s got no funny bone, she`s nubs No shoes for feet but we sure do think she`s neat, she`s nubs, she`s nubs, she`s nubs.
I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto, I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve and told her I`d see her at the next club she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
She`s got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size, but without calves and thighs, she`s nubs It`s hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, when all you`ve got is a body and head, she`s nubs
She`s nubs, She`s nubs, She`s nubs... Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk But boy she sure knows how to rock, she`s nubs.
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