Текст (слова) песни: Offspring - Wrong Foot Amputated
The doctor had confesion He tried to cure my disease I was sweatin on the way to the op room Getting sedatives to put me at ease
They put me on a gurney in a hospital gown They give me anesthetic and they strap my legs down "You won`t feel a thing," is what the doctor told me We`re gonna whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... HEY!!!
Man, you must be kidding me Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee Take a bow! (You got the wrong foot amputated)
Hey-ay, that leg was fine You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain`t my day!
"Ok, Mr. Johnson, I see you`re here for the irreversable vasectomy." "aryuhugh?" "Well, we`ll just get you shaved right here. This might sting a little." "noooononooo"
Don`t wanna hear no excuses Its already too late Don`t try to say I got a two for one sale A woman that I know when through a similar fate She came in for a checkup and they tied up her tubes Another one had cancer and they took the wrong boob
The other leg was sick and was the one with gangreen Why didn`t they whack it off, whack it off, whack it off, whack it off... HEY!!!
Man, you must be kidding me Take a look! (He got the wrong foot amputated) Hey!!!... You shoulda cut they other knee Take a bow! (He`s getting pretty aggrevated)
Hey-ay, that leg was fine You mean to tell methat this stuff happens all the ti-imeHey-ay! This ain`t my day!
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