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Lady On Intercom: Ladies and Gentleman we`ll be landing in about 20 minutes, ascending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. We`ll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass (laughs). Stewardess: Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing. Redman: Aight, Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag. Stewardess: Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away. Redman: Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag. Stewardess: Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I`ve been telling you this intire flight it`s against federal regulations to use a walk Redman: Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain`t trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my fucking nerves, get the fuck outta here aight. Stewardess: Sir is there a problem? Redman: *sighs* Yeah there`s a problem. Stewardess: Do I have to alert the captain? Redman: Yeah...alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the fuck over here! (stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the fucking captain! (door opens, stewardess still screaming) Who`s in charge here? Captain: I am (Gun Fires) Redman: I said who`s in charge here? Co-Pilot: Uh, you are. Redman: Alright then, now turn this mutherfucker around! Redman talking on intercom: Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. This is a muther-fucking stickup. We`ll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet. I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, mutherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse. I`m telling you the first mutherfucker to move is gonna catch this mutherfucker. Now send the bag around....Thank you. (people start screaming) Redman: Mutherfucker didn`t I say don`t move (gun fires 4 time) (Plane starts falling) (people still screaming)
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