Текст (слова) песни: Redman - Pain In Da Ass Stewardess

Lady On Intercom:
Ladies and Gentleman we`ll be landing in about 20 minutes, ascending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. We`ll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass (laughs).

Stewardess:
Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.

Redman:
Aight, Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag.

Stewardess:
Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.

Redman:
Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.

Stewardess:
Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I`ve been telling you this intire flight it`s against federal regulations to use a walk

Redman:
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain`t trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my fucking nerves, get the fuck outta here aight.

Stewardess:
Sir is there a problem?

Redman:
*sighs* Yeah there`s a problem.

Stewardess:
Do I have to alert the captain?

Redman:
Yeah...alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the fuck over here!
(stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the fucking captain!
(door opens, stewardess still screaming)
Who`s in charge here?

Captain:
I am

(Gun Fires)
Redman:
I said who`s in charge here?

Co-Pilot:
Uh, you are.

Redman:
Alright then, now turn this mutherfucker around!

Redman talking on intercom:
Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. This is a muther-fucking stickup. We`ll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet. I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, mutherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse. I`m telling you the first mutherfucker to move is gonna catch this mutherfucker. Now send the bag around....Thank you.

(people start screaming)

Redman:
Mutherfucker didn`t I say don`t move
(gun fires 4 time)
(Plane starts falling)
(people still screaming)

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