We figure, my daddy and me Things are still the same, it seems As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school Aaron was a junior, the class of `32 His momma called him angel, but everybody knew he was the King king, the gross out king They called him Piss Aaron They always caught him pissin` in the hall Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called
Dumb Larry from homeroom 9 Kept his locker full of weeds Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers The coach, the cheer leader, and the chem teacher, and the Dean dean, duh dean dean was after Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin` in the john Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him when he`s gone
Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive The biggest pig in all the school He would sit and smack his lips and drool as he eyed your lunch I left a bag in his desk one night A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite he had to Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a`pukin` Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin` in the class
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