Текст (слова) песни: Townes Van Zandt - Talkin` karate blues

by Townes Van Zandt

Well, I ain`t very big for twentyone
and it seems I never could have any good clean fun
cause every time I`d go outside some great big bully`d come along
he`d hit me in the face and he`d knock to the ground
and he`d start kickin` me all around
and that ain`t exactly fair, friends, that`s wrong.
So I got me a paper the other night
and I crawled up on the sofa and I turned on the light
and flipped through the pages till I found the classified ads.
Said, "take karate from Lee Hung Chow;
man, make your first appointment now
this course is guaranteed to make you bad."
Well, the next day I drove to the address
by japanese design I was really impressed
it looked like a regular house of the rising sun.
I walked inside, I was all alone
I had a nervous feeling down in my bones
I was kind of sorry I`d ever even come.
Then a giant jap came through the door
he must have been about seven foot four
and he looked like he`s prone to easy aggrevation.
He said, "Lee Hung Chow, Ah kee dung"
that`s japanese for fee fie foo fum
I tried to explain my entire situation.
He said, "Number one course, yankee, self defence,
twohundred dollars and twentyfive cents";
I said "What`s the twentyfive cents for?" and he said, "Repairs."
I said, "Repairs to what?", and he said "To you"
and I thought to myself "Man, that won`t do"
felt about a half inch tall under that ol` slender stare
Ah, you think he was yellow...
I said, "I believe I better go check another place"
he said, "Ha so, Yankee don`t like my race"
I said, "Now, there`s a mistake, man, and that`s true;
I`ve been for you you japanese all along
you japanese just can`t do no wrong
and I thought you got mighty dirty deal in World War II."
Well, he grabbed me by the hand and gave a heave
I figured there`s a pretty good time to leave
before he had a chance to do me any definite harm.
But my plan worked out in the end, you see,
now no bully is gonna pick on me
who`s gonna hit a fellow with just one arm?

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Townes Van Zandt - Talkin` karate blues by Townes Van Zandt Well, I ain`t very big for twentyone and it seems I never could have any good clean fun cause every time I`d go outside some great big bully`d come along he`d hit me in the face and he`d knock to the ground and he`d start kickin` me all around and that ain`t exactly fair, friends, that`s wrong. So I got me a paper the other night and I crawled up on the sofa and I turned on the light and flipped through the pages till I found the classified ads. Said, "take karate from Lee Hung Chow; man, make your first appointment now this course is guaranteed to make you bad." Well, the next day I drove to the address by japanese design I was really impressed it looked like a regular house of the rising sun. I walked inside, I was all alone I had a nervous feeling down in my bones I was kind of sorry I`d ever even come. Then a giant jap came through the door he must have been about seven foot four and he looked like he`s prone to easy aggrevation. He said, "Lee Hung Chow, Ah kee dung" that`s japanese for fee fie foo fum I tried to explain my entire situation. He said, "Number one course, yankee, self defence, twohundred dollars and twentyfive cents"; I said "What`s the twentyfive cents for?" and he said, "Repairs." I said, "Repairs to what?", and he said "To you" and I thought to myself "Man, that won`t do" felt about a half inch tall under that ol` slender stare Ah, you think he was yellow... I said, "I believe I better go check another place" he said, "Ha so, Yankee don`t like my race" I said, "Now, there`s a mistake, man, and that`s true; I`ve been for you you japanese all along you japanese just can`t do no wrong and I thought you got mighty dirty deal in World War II." Well, he grabbed me by the hand and gave a heave I figured there`s a pretty good time to leave before he had a chance to do me any definite harm. But my plan worked out in the end, you see, now no bully is gonna pick on me who`s gonna hit a fellow with just one arm? Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Talkin` karate blues: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/119/1/18485.html Все тексты песен: Townes Van Zandt » Townes Van Zandt - Marie » Townes Van Zandt - Sad cinderella » Townes Van Zandt - Lungs » Townes Van Zandt - BW railroad blues » Townes Van Zandt - Don`t let the sunshine fool ya` (Guy Clark) » Townes Van Zandt - Gone, gone blues » Townes Van Zandt - Colorado Girl » Townes Van Zandt - Don`t you take it too bad » Townes Van Zandt - Snowin on Raton » Townes Van Zandt - Snow don`t fall » Townes Van Zandt - For The Sake of The Song » Townes Van Zandt - Velvet Voices » Townes Van Zandt - The hole » Townes Van Zandt - Nine pound hammer (Merle Travis) » Townes Van Zandt - Columbine » Townes Van Zandt - Don`t let the sunshine fool ya` (Guy Cla » Townes Van Zandt - Honky tonkin` (Hank Williams) » Townes Van Zandt - Upon My Soul » Townes Van Zandt - High, Low and In between » Townes Van Zandt - Cowboy junkies lament Рекомендуем скачать: » Земфира - Суицид » Застольные песни - Каким ты был » Зоя Ященко - Я люблю » Земляне - Прости земля » Злата Кудинова - Белый снег » Земфира - Дай мне руку (я пожму её) » Зимовье Зверей - Магадан Ж. » Земфира - Juicy fruit » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - Рабочая песня » Зимовье Зверей - Заходи » Зоя Ященко, Олег Заливако - Лето » Зоопарк, Майк Науменко - Отель под названием "брак" » Земфира - Infinity (Бесконечность) » Застольные песни - Всегда ты хороша » Застольные песни - Последний бой » Звуки МУ, Петр Мамонов - КРЫМ » Зоя Ященко - На скрипке девочка играла... » Злата Кудинова - Безбожная молитва » Зинур Миналиев - Зимний вальс » Земфира - Небо, море, облака
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