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Tell it like it is... He gets up real early on his mornin drive. Down to the office for his 9 to 5. He drives a 94, 2 ton, economy car. Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar that he`s The Critic. Yea, I can hook you up, I know everybody, in the business. He flunked junior high band he couldn`t march in time. He tried to write a song once, he couldn`t make it rhyme. He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar, he just never quite had what it took to be a star, so he`s a critic. I work for the Gazette man...I got a real job. He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard. He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word. He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise, his boss said I can`t even tell if anybody`s even readin your page. Yea... So he thought...and he thought a little more. He caught a young hot star headin into town, and then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down. Here come the letters, the e-mails, the faxes, they raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes. He`s a happy critic... He`s rollin in the dough... Man I could do this forever...this is easy. Everybody`s readin my column! Please don`t tell my mom, that I write the music column for the Gazette. She still thinks I play piano down at the Cathouse. Let`s get funky with this now boys...Play it on out. Come on Shannon. There`s ole Biff jumpin in. ?? is layin it down. Come on Shannon. Aww yea, my man Steve. Man my fingers are gettin tired...y`all gonna have to hurry. This snappin thing...wearin me out. Hello Shannon. Guess he`s on coffee break man. They`re gonna love you...cause they already love me. (Yea!) It`s the Critic. [Thanks to KleShreen@hotmail.com for these lyrics]
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