Текст (слова) песни: The Arrogant Worms - TV Weather Guy

My father was a lawyer, mom`s at university
My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D.
My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky
But I am the most famous, I`m a TV weather guy

He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
H e always says it`s sunny if the telestrator`s broke
Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky
But he`s got a steady income as a TV weather guy

They said that I`m not qualified to be on the TV
Don`t know Celsius from Fahrenheit so I just say degrees
I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies
And end up being right more than the guy on channel five

He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
He always says it`s sunny if the telestrator`s broke
Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky
But he`s got a steady income as a TV weather guy

On Saturdays I must be out of bed by five A.M.
Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens
Greeting all the viewers with a "Hi-hi-hip-hello!"
`Cause it`s the day I have to host a kiddie cartoon show

He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock
He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog
Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry
He`s a lousy clown but a good TV weather guy

They said that I`m not cute enough to be an anchorman
Not tough enough for sports and for the arts I was too bland
But I know that some day I will reach my TV goal
When I guest star on Baywatch or 90210

`Til then I`ll smile at the camera and tell a little joke
He always says it`s sunny if the telestrator`s broke
He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys
But he`s got a steady income as a TV weather guy
He`s got a steady income as a TV weather guy!

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