Bowling Barmy, oo oo She`s got bowling blues Bowling socks, bowling shoes Bowling night & day Hey
She waits miserably Down the bowling alley He`s a bowling junky Bowls his life away
Always, always, he`s off with the bowling team Always, always, bowling to the extreme
[Chorus:] Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy They yell yikes at his spares & strikes Champ, I`m the champion Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy Ten Pins down, the bowling crown & a medal with a skittle on Bowling Barmy
Boasting bowler, don`t care I`ve got trophies everywhere He`s too much to bear Bowling barmy...