Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle

It feels like I`ve been alone too long,
With no girls around
My mamma`s wondering.
Thinking of some way,
to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,
Saw some Crisco Oil,
And that`s when my bladder started to boil,
Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!
(Uh oh!)
Ow, ow, ow!
(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn`t know what to do.
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can`t get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Gonna shove it up there all the way.
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
Oh no,
Can, can, someone come help me out?

It`s turning purple,
All the feelings gone,
Now where did I put that friggin` phone?
Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!
I`m in a lot of pain!
This was supposed to feel good,
Now I`m suffering,
Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]
Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]
Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,
Had to make my dream come true,
I wanted to hump something,
I didn`t know what to do.

[Emergency Services]
Go on!

It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
I stuck my weenie in a bottle,
And now I can`t get it out!

[Emergency Services]
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
Oh my!
You must feel really lonley, guy.
You stuck your weenie in a bottle,
That`s a first!
Don`t worry sir,
We`re sending somebody out!
Hey Pam, this guy`s got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

[Pam]
No way!

[Emergency Services]
He does!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, wait...
Sir, we`re sending somebody out.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Police]
He`s in here,
Let`s break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Police]
Oh my God!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]
No one wanted to be with him,
Had to make his dream come true,
He wanted to hump something!

I didn`t know what to do!

[Police]
It seemed like a good idea,
And no one else was around,
He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

And now I can`t get it out!

[Policeman]
Ok kid, relax
We`re going to get this thing off of ya!
OK, get ready,
PULL!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,
Now, now, now I can`t get it out!

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Weenie In A Bottle It feels like I`ve been alone too long, With no girls around My mamma`s wondering. Thinking of some way, to release it. I looked in the kitchen, Saw some Crisco Oil, And that`s when my bladder started to boil, Ooooooh yeah. Ow, Ow, Ow! (Uh oh!) Ow, ow, ow! (Oh God! What did I just do?) No one wanted to be with me, Had to make my dream come true, I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do. It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can`t get it out! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, Gonna shove it up there all the way. I stuck my weenie in a bottle, Oh no, Can, can, someone come help me out? It`s turning purple, All the feelings gone, Now where did I put that friggin` phone? Dialing 9-1-1! Please pick up! I`m in a lot of pain! This was supposed to feel good, Now I`m suffering, Oh, please answer! [Emergeny Services] Denver 911, what is your emergency? Ow, Ow, ow! [Emergency Services] Hello? Ow, ow, ow! [Emergency Services] Sir, what seems to be the problem? No one wanted to be with me, Had to make my dream come true, I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do. [Emergency Services] Go on! It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can`t get it out! [Emergency Services] You stuck your weenie in a bottle, Oh my! You must feel really lonley, guy. You stuck your weenie in a bottle, That`s a first! Don`t worry sir, We`re sending somebody out! Hey Pam, this guy`s got his weenie stuck in a bottle! [Pam] No way! [Emergency Services] He does! HAHAHAHAHA! Wait, wait... Sir, we`re sending somebody out. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH! [Police] He`s in here, Let`s break the door down! They break the door down. [Police] Oh my God! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [Emergency Services] No one wanted to be with him, Had to make his dream come true, He wanted to hump something! I didn`t know what to do! [Police] It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, He stuck his weenie in a bottle-- And now I can`t get it out! [Policeman] Ok kid, relax We`re going to get this thing off of ya! OK, get ready, PULL! OWWWW!! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, Now, now, now I can`t get it out! Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Weenie In A Bottle: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/122/1/1159.html Все тексты песен: Weird Al Yankovic » Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road » Weird Al Yankovic - Mr. Popeil » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana » Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute » Weird Al Yankovic - Snack All Night » Weird Al Yankovic - Food Medley as Performed in 1985 » Weird Al Yankovic - Don`t Wear Those Shoes » Weird Al Yankovic - She Drives Like Crazy » Weird Al Yankovic - Phony Calls » Weird Al Yankovic - Since You`re Been Gone » Weird Al Yankovic - Generic Blues » Weird Al Yankovic - Fat » Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today » Weird Al Yankovic - The Ballad of Kent Marlow » Weird Al Yankovic - I Remember Larry » Weird Al Yankovic - Lasagna » Weird Al Yankovic - Poodle » Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope For Today » Weird Al Yankovic - Twister Рекомендуем скачать: » Фабрика звезд-5 - Бог тебя выдумал (Не Пара+Н.Подольская+Р » Фабрика звезд-3 - Ария министра зелени Фзляндии » Фабрика звезд-5 - Позови меня с собой (А.Пугачева+ФЗ-5) » Филипп Киркоров - Любить обещаю » Фидошные песни - Windows95 sucks » Фидошные песни - D00M themes » Филипп Киркоров - Я выбрал этот путь » Филипп Киркоров - Посмотри какое лето » Фабрика - Рыбка » Фролова Елена - Как долго мы жили, об этом не знаем » Филипп Киркоров - Колыбельная вулкану » Фактор2 - Мужики » Фриске Жанна - Ла-ла-ла » Фабрика звезд-4 - Давай Россия » Фристайл - Измученное сердце » Филипп Киркоров - Твист, привет » Фактор2 - Ты моё счастье » Феликс Даллада - День за днем... » Фабрика - Про любовь » Феликс Даллада - Глухою ночью жутко мне...
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