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It feels like I`ve been alone too long,
With no girls around My mamma`s wondering. Thinking of some way, to release it. I looked in the kitchen, Saw some Crisco Oil, And that`s when my bladder started to boil, Ooooooh yeah. Ow, Ow, Ow! (Uh oh!) Ow, ow, ow! (Oh God! What did I just do?) No one wanted to be with me, Had to make my dream come true, I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do. It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can`t get it out! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, Gonna shove it up there all the way. I stuck my weenie in a bottle, Oh no, Can, can, someone come help me out? It`s turning purple, All the feelings gone, Now where did I put that friggin` phone? Dialing 9-1-1! Please pick up! I`m in a lot of pain! This was supposed to feel good, Now I`m suffering, Oh, please answer! [Emergeny Services] Denver 911, what is your emergency? Ow, Ow, ow! [Emergency Services] Hello? Ow, ow, ow! [Emergency Services] Sir, what seems to be the problem? No one wanted to be with me, Had to make my dream come true, I wanted to hump something, I didn`t know what to do. [Emergency Services] Go on! It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can`t get it out! [Emergency Services] You stuck your weenie in a bottle, Oh my! You must feel really lonley, guy. You stuck your weenie in a bottle, That`s a first! Don`t worry sir, We`re sending somebody out! Hey Pam, this guy`s got his weenie stuck in a bottle! [Pam] No way! [Emergency Services] He does! HAHAHAHAHA! Wait, wait... Sir, we`re sending somebody out. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH! [Police] He`s in here, Let`s break the door down! They break the door down. [Police] Oh my God! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [Emergency Services] No one wanted to be with him, Had to make his dream come true, He wanted to hump something! I didn`t know what to do! [Police] It seemed like a good idea, And no one else was around, He stuck his weenie in a bottle-- And now I can`t get it out! [Policeman] Ok kid, relax We`re going to get this thing off of ya! OK, get ready, PULL! OWWWW!! Stuck my weenie in a bottle today, Now, now, now I can`t get it out!
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