Текст (слова) песни: Weird Al Yankovic - Won`t Eat Prunes Again
It was just the other day When we went to Joe`s Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat
But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat
She said this sauce was the chef`s new creation Guaranteed, it`s a new taste sensation But she warned us it`s made out of prunes "Try a little if you dare" "Nothing can compare" So we had some and now we swear We won`t eat prunes again
That was such a dirty trick Boy, it really made us sick Well it looks like we`ve been done in by the prune
Still the memory lingers on I been livin` in the john `Cause I`ve had the runs since Monday afternoon
I`d sell my soul for some new constipation Need a cure for this new aggravation Diarrhea has taken its toll Still got the runs today Just like yesterday Buddy, that`s why I`m hear to say We won`t eat prunes again
Won`t eat prunes again No no
Yeah
Eat the new sauce Same as the old sauce
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