Текст (слова) песни: American Music Club - The President`s Test for Physical Fitnes

Once upon a time me and Vudi met
A major American rock star in a shop
We were immediately jealous of his hair
And his fuel-injected sports cock

He made the usual stupid sexual jokes
About the way he comes on top
But I could tell it was a lie
By the way that he walked

How did you pass the Presiden`ts Test
Even if I can`t match your ability to compete
At least give me a chance to cheat

He said, "Are you losers making fun
Of our serious vocation?
You just gotta bring the music to the people man
And then go score a hole in one."

The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
Took all the innocence from his eyes
Leaving him to spurt unashamed
By the size of his dull suprise

How did you pass the Presiden`ts Test
I never felt honest telling those virutous lies
And my toupee always gets into my eyes

How do you pass the President`s Test
I don`t even want to know my score
I don`t know who`s telling me the truth anymore

I said, "The only thing that we`re good for
Is being forgotten."
And I know you`re big enough of a star
To make sure that the job gets done

How do you pass the President`s Test
I swear one day they`ll build a monument
To the man with the most reasons for his embarassment

How do you pass the President`s Test
No I don`t even want to know my score
I don`t know who`s telling me the truth anymore

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