Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions

And now a buffoon`s meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."

[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."

[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!"

[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus.
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."

[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering
this way and that!
It was all fucked up!"

[Dean:] "I`m sure it was.
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
and pets here on campus."

[Buffoon:] "Fuckin` Shit!"

[Dean:] "Yes, that`s a not uncommon reaction to this policy.
So tell me a little bit more about your background."

[Buffoon:] "My father`s a fucking asshole, man!"

[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual
at your age son."

[Buffoon:] "My mother`s a piece of shit too!"

[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn."

[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man!
She had her head way up her ass!"

[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."

[Buffoon:] "Your secretary`s a real fat bitch, man!"

[Dean:] "Yes, she`s tried many diets over the years with minimal success."

[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"

[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug,
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major?"

[Buffoon:] "I`ve got a big fucking boner right now."

[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods
of nervous tension. I do not take offense."

[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"

[Dean:] "That`s understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you.
We`ll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."

[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls."

[Dean:] "Yes, it`s a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions And now a buffoon`s meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." [Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall." [Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!" [Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile." [Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that! It was all fucked up!" [Dean:] "I`m sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus." [Buffoon:] "Fuckin` Shit!" [Dean:] "Yes, that`s a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a little bit more about your background." [Buffoon:] "My father`s a fucking asshole, man!" [Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son." [Buffoon:] "My mother`s a piece of shit too!" [Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn." [Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her head way up her ass!" [Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school." [Buffoon:] "Your secretary`s a real fat bitch, man!" [Dean:] "Yes, she`s tried many diets over the years with minimal success." [Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!" [Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of major?" [Buffoon:] "I`ve got a big fucking boner right now." [Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. I do not take offense." [Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!" [Dean:] "That`s understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We`ll be sending you our decision by the end of the month." [Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls." [Dean:] "Yes, it`s a veritable forest down there. Bye bye." Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни The Buffoon and The Dean of Admissions: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/100/1/5293.html Все тексты песен: Adam Sandler » Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 3 » Adam Sandler - The Goat Song » Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song » Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend » Adam Sandler - Oh Mom... » Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car » Adam Sandler - She Comes Home to Me » Adam Sandler - Four Years Old » Adam Sandler - Memory Lane » Adam Sandler - The Adventures of The Cow » Adam Sandler - Lunchlady Land » Adam Sandler - Teenage Love on The Phone » Adam Sandler - Respect » Adam Sandler - Moyda » Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me » Adam Sandler - Voodoo » Adam Sandler - The Cheerleader » Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-O » Adam Sandler - Mr. bake » Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow Рекомендуем скачать: » Олег Щетников - Заплаты » Олег Горяйнов - Приключения девушки Шурик в стране большевиков » Олег Бурцев - Насте » Олег Медведев - Религия » Ольга Арефьева (Ковчег) - Эй, ухнем » Ольга Арефьева (Ковчег) - Лесорубы » Олег Задорожный - Еще я вижу бездну и в обрыв... » Олег Митяев - Крепитесь люди, скоро лето! » Ольга Запрудина - Конец тысячелетия » Ольга Тишина - Держи меня, милый, слышишь... » Ольга Арефьева (Ковчег) - Маленькая вселенная » Ольга Макеева - Песенка о переменчивости души » Олег Митяев - На торговой площади » Олег Газманов - Баядера » Олег Литвиненко, Юрий Киселев - Я вырываюсь из тоски... » Олег Медведев - Баллада о Кроликах » Олег Щетников - Медленный Арбатский Блюз » Ольга Афраймович - Стихи » Олег Лубягин - Это » Ольга Тишина - Марш психологов
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