A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear) But you`re as cold as yesterday`s mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
A fine romance, you won`t nestle A fine romance, you won`t even wrestle You`ve never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, I`ll take Jello You`re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance, my dear Duchess Two old fogies, we really need crutches You`re just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce) I haven`t got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good woman My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman You never give those orchids I send a glance They`re just like cactus plants, (oh boy) This is a fine romance!
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