I brought him home from the pet store that day He smelled a little but I didn`t care, anyway Put him in my room, next to my bed He didn`t move at all, kindof like he was dead (guitar) After a week, I figured it out: I knew that he was dead He didn`t move at all or pur or meow (meow, meow, meow) But I loved him all the same, anyhow Then I looked in the box and I found The care manual: (spoken) Care and feeding of your new dead cat: 1.) He doesn`t need to eat 2.) He doesn`t need any exercise 3.) Keep him in a cool place, preferably the freezer My Mom found him next to the frozen Tater Tots She got the knife out from the carving rack She brought it down (CHOP) across his neck When I found out, I was a nervous wreck My mother...killed...my dead cat, my dead cat.
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