Текст (слова) песни: Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me

I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin`, so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
you`ll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.

Ouch!
That didn`t hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, `89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.

I`m at her house.
It`s a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it`s a shack.
Forget it, I`ll go around back.
It`s a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.

(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.

I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He`s invisible.
I went downstairs.
It`s a loft.
No, it`s a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.

*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!

No, she wasn`t there.
I`m tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I`m lying.

There she is,
Watching T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V.`s off.

There she is, what a doll.
No, that`s Chucky from Child`s play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.

I`m rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it`s goin` to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You`ll feel the force of my rage,
I`m on a rampage!!!!!!!

Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn`t.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn`t wrong.

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Then She Bit Me I was in a club, one Friday. A lovely Lady comes walking my way. She walked up and she said hello. I said hi, my names Joe. I was lyin`, so was she. She said her name was Donna, But her shirt said Marie. Once you get to know me, you`ll never forget me. I said why, then she bit me. Ouch! That didn`t hurt. Kinda nicked me, but she ripped my shirt. At that point I fell asleep. Woke up at her house, In the back of a jeep. A Blazer, `89 Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, it is, But where are my keys? There they are...in the ignition. I`m at her house. It`s a Tepee. No, a skyscrapper. No, an igloo. No, it`s a shack. Forget it, I`ll go around back. It`s a castle, with a moat How I get Across...Boat. (Twilight Zone noise) Shooo...I hate that sound. I went inside, Looked right, looked left. There she is. Oh, no Thats Jeff. He`s invisible. I went downstairs. It`s a loft. No, it`s a dungeon! There she is, doing areobics. No, yoga. No, karate. You killed my teacher!!! But what a body! No, she wasn`t there. I`m tellin you I saw her. No, really I saw her. She was playing checkers. No, Nintendo. Ok, I`m lying. There she is, Watching T.V. All My Children. No, thats Cosby. No, Speed Racer. No, thats Shaft. No, thats Kimble. My fault...the T.V.`s off. There she is, what a doll. No, that`s Chucky from Child`s play! I kissed her, And she told me this is home... I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... Where anything can happen. I`m rough like sandpaper, Hard like algebra. You should be glad that I was nice, And I allowed ya to Step on stage. To kick your ryhmes off. I tried to be nice, But you mistook that for softness. Now it`s goin` to hell with your opinion! What I say goes fom now on, This is my dominion! Are there any rappers to step on stage Cause if you do You`ll feel the force of my rage, I`m on a rampage!!!!!!! Syche just hit me. Jeff wanted to do that, But I didn`t. I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. I guess I wasn`t wrong. Jack and Jill went up a hill, To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, And broke his crown.... Hickory, dickory, dock. Got to use the bathroom now, Sike, I was drafted. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Then She Bit Me: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/103/1/16702.html Все тексты песен: Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Time to Chill » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Here We Go Again » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - From Da South » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Dance or die » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - The Things That U Do » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Higher Baby » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Code Red » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Trapped on the Dancefloor » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Nightmare on My Street » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don`t Understand » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Special Announcement » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - My Buddy » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - The Girlie Had a Mustache » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Here We Go Again » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don`t Understand » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Somethin` Like Dis » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Guys ain`t nothing but trouble » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - You Saw My Blinker (Bitch) » Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Just Rockin` Рекомендуем скачать: » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Тоталитаризм » Геннадий Васильев - На Среднем плохая погода... » Геннадий Васильев - От любви, мой друг, не скрыться, как ни бейся... » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Солнцеворот » Глеб Агафонов - Прощание с горами » Геннадий Жуков - Ты глядела так » Голубева Лерика (Фабрика звезд - 5) » Григорий Дикштейн - Тамада » Гайк Мкртчян - Старая песня минувшей любви... » Григорий Дикштейн - Вечное движение » Гости из Будущего - Беги от меня » Геннадий Жаров - По белокаменной » Григорий Дикштейн - Вечер жизни с глазами мутными... » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Карантин » Гиви Чрелашвили - Последний лист » Галина Романова - Кому ты врешь » Григорий Дикштейн - От себя не убежишь » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Русское поле экспериментов » Георгий Васильев - Афганцам » Гражданская оборона, ГрОб - Двоится в глазах
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