Sleepy Alligator in the noon day sun, Lyin` by the river just like he usually done. Call for his whiskey, he can call for his tea, Call all he want to, but he can`t call for me.
Oh no! I`ve been there before, And I ain`t gonna come around here any more. Creepy alligator coming all around the bend, Shoutin` about the times when we was mutual friends, I checked my memory and I checked it quick, yes I will. I checked it runnin` some old kind of trick.
Oh no! Well I`ve been there before, And I ain`t gonna come around here any more.
Sailin` down the river in an old canoe, A bunch of and an old tennis shoe. Out of the river all ugly and green, Came the biggest old alligator that I`ve ever seen!
Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin` out, Contracted the union, put the beggars to rout. Screamin` and yellin`, he was pickin` his chops, He never runs he just stumbles and hops. Just out of prison on ten dollars bail, Mumblin` bitches and waggin` his tail.
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