Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon Oppourtunity is knockin but I can`t open the door Cause I`m shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor I`m a bum Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap but if I gotta work for it I`d rather take a nap I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo but if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn`t go I`m a bum I`m a bum sit around all day and I get nothin` done I`m a bum I`m a bum that`s right I`m a bum The boob tube replaced the dog as man`s best friend doesn`t shit on the floor always has an ear to lend nacho supreme, a pizza ten hours of tv is all my life will ever be if i could pick lotto numbers like i pick my nose I`d escape the life of bein` an average Joe Til` then I`ll just sit around all day remote control in hand just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
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