Текст (слова) песни: Insane Clown Posse - If

If I was your tv I`d be like "Look at me"
If I was a shooting star I`d be like "Peace!"
If I was a fat bitches thong I`d be like "Hell naw!`
If I was a hotties thong I`d be like "Awwww..."
If I was a cuss word I`d just be like "fuck"
If I was a rock on the moon I`d be chillin` like "Sup?"
If I was a butthole I`d just be an exit
If I was the D.O.C. I`d be like "man this is bullshit"
If I was the tires on your car I`d be like "NEEEAAAWWW"
If I was the bumper on your car I`d be like "Aww fuck"
If I was a balloon I`d be like "pap"
If I was Allysa Milano I`d be fucking Joe Bruce
If I was a radio DJ I`d probably say "the point 103"
If I was a richy ass bitch I`d be like "umm...ok"
If I was Spin magazine I`d put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! And
I won`t read this, even us motherfucker!"
If I was your mental stress I`d be catching up
If I was your headaches every now and then I`d be like "THONNNKK!!"
If I was your tongue I`d be hating your teeth I`d be like "Man why do
you try to bite me every time we try to eat?"
If I was a chair I`d be like "Sit here"
If I was Kid Rock I`d cut my feathered wolf hair
If I was your muffler I`d be like "Shhh, quietly"
If I was a price tag I`d be like "You ain`t buying me"
If I was a fresh ass DJ I`d be like [records scratch]
If I was Jam Master J I`d be like [records scratch]
If I was a cheap clock radio I`d be like [static]
"Tune that motherfucker in"
If I was Barry White I`d be like "What up y`all?"
If I was nipple in the cold I`d be like "Boing"
If I was your dead uncle I`d be like "....."
If I was a raindrop I`d just be like "drip"
And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"

[Chorus]
If I was, if I was, but I`ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I`ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I`ll never be
If I was, if I was, but I`ll never be
If I was, if I was, but you`re killing me
If I was, if I was. but you`re killing me

If I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I`d fly through the air into and
ocean of juggalos
If I was Andre The Giant "This is how I`d be talking"
If I was Father MC I`d be like "Now what happened?"
If I was a mirror, I`d find another mirror
and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
If I was a slider I`d slide out your butt
I`d be floatin` in your toilet lookin` at you like "What?"
If I was a pilot I`d be like "This is air traffic control"
If I was John Denver I`d be like "Nooooooo!!!!"
If I was a switch I`d be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"
If I was a London cop car I`d be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"
If I was Chewbacca I`d get a fresh ass fade
If I was Vanilla Ice I`d be like "Fuck y`all. I`m still paid"
If I was a stop sign I`d just be like "Stop"
If I was your wooden leg I`d still be giving you the hip-hop
[Chorus}

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