Текст (слова) песни: John Prine - How Much Tequila

How much tequila did I drink last night?

Its really anybodys guess.

I poured them so fast,

I couldnt keep them in the glass,

But this morning I sure am a mess.

My head is four or five times its normal size

And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.

I cant recall a single thing I did or said

Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,

Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?

I must have fallen down somehow.

I believe it had something to do with karate

-- its all coming back to me now.

I was standing in a bar with king kongs cousin,

He must have been seven foot three.

His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "hey, chump,

Would you like to step outside with me? "

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,

Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.

I left last nights dinner on this mornings floor.

My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.

I drank so much that my hair got drunk.

I see a big old worm about ten feet long

Hallucinating purple cows.

Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.

Uh oh, this is not my house.

I could call us a taxi on the telephone

If I only knew where we are.

I guess Im gonna have to drive myself back home

As soon as I can find the car.

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,

Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: John Prine - How Much Tequila How much tequila did I drink last night? Its really anybodys guess. I poured them so fast, I couldnt keep them in the glass, But this morning I sure am a mess. My head is four or five times its normal size And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes. I cant recall a single thing I did or said Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed. Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body? I must have fallen down somehow. I believe it had something to do with karate -- its all coming back to me now. I was standing in a bar with king kongs cousin, He must have been seven foot three. His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "hey, chump, Would you like to step outside with me? " Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore. I left last nights dinner on this mornings floor. My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk. I drank so much that my hair got drunk. I see a big old worm about ten feet long Hallucinating purple cows. Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone. Uh oh, this is not my house. I could call us a taxi on the telephone If I only knew where we are. I guess Im gonna have to drive myself back home As soon as I can find the car. Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни How Much Tequila: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/109/1/15568.html Все тексты песен: John Prine » John Prine - Leave The Lights On » John Prine - Come Back to Us Barbara Lewis Hare Krish » John Prine - I Want to Be With You Always » John Prine - The Bottomless Lake » John Prine - Aint Hurtin Nobody » John Prine - Pretty Good » John Prine - Sabu Visits The Twin Cities Alone » John Prine - If You Were the Woman and I was the Man » John Prine - Loose Talk » John Prine - Flashback Blues » John Prine - If She Were You » John Prine - German Afternoons » John Prine - Jesus The Missing Years » John Prine - Donald and Lydia » John Prine - All Night Blue » John Prine - This Love is Real » John Prine - Beautiful World » John Prine - New Train » John Prine - Bruised Orange » John Prine - Spanish Pipedream (AKA Blow Up Your TV) Рекомендуем скачать: » И.Николаев - На обложке журнала » Ирина Терентьева - Во все времена поют... » Игорь Андриенко - Всех песен никогда не написать » Игорь Михалёв - Посвящение Н.Рубцову » Ирина Хлынина - Мои стихи подолгу не живут... » Игорь Бяльский - Мода-84 » Ирина Левинзон - Светка » Ирина Левинзон - Капитанская дочь » Иванушки International - Поверь, мне тоже очень жаль » Иван Кучин - Русь советская » Илья Ченцов - Сестры милосердия » Иван Купала - Канарейка » Илья Зускович - В вагоне » Игорь Байков - Предвоенный вальс » Игорь Андриенко - В который раз октябрь » Игорь Жук - Походная песня войск генерала Ермолова по пути на Париж » Игорь Андриенко - Когда-нибудь я буду стар » Ирина Левинзон - Как падал снег » И.Маликова - Все, что было » Ирина Орищенко - Иду на Вы, меня опять зовут...
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