Текст (слова) песни: King Missle - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it`s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it`s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don`t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can`t, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn`t find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn`t seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , `ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don`t like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark`s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don`t know. Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: King Missle - Detachable Penis I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all hte time; it`s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it`s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don`t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can`t, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn`t find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn`t seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , `ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate I really don`t like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark`s Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don`t know. Even though sometimes it`s a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Detachable Penis: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/110/1/11404.html Все тексты песен: King Missle » King Missle - At Dave`s » King Missle - How To Remember Your Dreams » King Missle - Heavy Holy Man » King Missle - Gary And Melissa » King Missle - That Old Dog » King Missle - Detachable Penis » King Missle - Take Stuff From Work » King Missle - Love You More » King Missle - Fourthly » King Missle - Fluting On The Hump » King Missle - Lou » King Missle - No Point » King Missle - Muffy » King Missle - The Fish That Played The Ponies » King Missle - Frightened And Freezing » King Missle - The Neither World » King Missle - The Sandbox » King Missle - She Didn`t Want » King Missle - Equivalencies » King Missle - Open Рекомендуем скачать: » Ольга Чикина - На крыльях крестовой войны, в цветах, на юном коне... » Ольга Корницкая - Отпусти меня, боль, отпусти... » Олег Городецкий - Октябрь (1997) » Ольга Залесская - Бабушкина примета » Ольга Запрудина - Андрею Козловскому » Ольга Ясюкович - Я боюсь наступленья осени... » Ольга Макеева - Треугольник » Олег Кабалик - Первый дождь неоттаявшим мартовским днём... » Олег Газманов - Маугли » Ольга Тишина - Бог с этим прошлым » Ольга Чикина - Мы гуляли бы с вами с утра... » Олег Литвиненко, Юрий Киселев - Август » Олег Лубягин - Стакан с водой » Олег Рубанский - Хто і чому зїв гетьмана Кука (Агітаційно-аналітична пародія. Націоналізований перевід) » Облачный край, Сергей Богаев - Поднимайся народ на бой с идолищем поганым! » Отпетые Мошенники - А у реки » Олег Митяев - Фрагмент » Ольга Аникина - (Весенние мелодии) » Олег Шмаков - Дождь моих друзей » Ольга Арефьева (Ковчег) - Танец с полотенцем
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