Текст (слова) песни: monty python - Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE`S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN. Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong. It`s swell to have a stiffy, It`s divine to own a dick. From the tiniest little tadger, To the world`s biggest prick. So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, Your wife`s best friend, Your Percy or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock. But don`t take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won`t come back.
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