Текст (слова) песни: Moxy FrГјvous - Huge on the Luge

Grandpa hated winter
Couldn`t stand the site of snow
He got surly and bitter when
Cold winds began to blow
Snowflakes made him dizzy
He hated winter sports
And he wished ill will
On little kids
Building snow ball forts

Snow angels made him vomit
Snowmen raised his ire
He said, "They remind me of the Kaiser!"
As he stoked a melting fire
Well it rolled round to December
He always wished he`d ne`er been born
But that all changed the year
He got a high-speed luge on Christmas morn.

`Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge

He made himself a luge track
He packed it down with ice
He waxed his luge most everyday
Made sure the blades would slice
Took sharp turns without slowing down
That took a lot of guts
Called himself the northern nugget
But grandma called him nuts

`Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge

Folks came from miles around to see
This crazy bugger race
At his Olympic octogenarian
Frost bitten feisty face
Then one day, at a time trial
He broke the speed of sound
And to this day his beloved luge and he
Still have not been found

`Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge

`Cause he was huge on the luge
When his cheeks went rouge
No fluke in a toque
Sub-zero centrifuge
Look at grandpa cruise
Like a demon on the booze
Not a stooge like Scrooge
But really huge on the luge

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Moxy FrГјvous - Huge on the Luge Grandpa hated winter Couldn`t stand the site of snow He got surly and bitter when Cold winds began to blow Snowflakes made him dizzy He hated winter sports And he wished ill will On little kids Building snow ball forts Snow angels made him vomit Snowmen raised his ire He said, "They remind me of the Kaiser!" As he stoked a melting fire Well it rolled round to December He always wished he`d ne`er been born But that all changed the year He got a high-speed luge on Christmas morn. `Cause he was huge on the luge When his cheeks went rouge No fluke in a toque Sub-zero centrifuge Look at grandpa cruise Like a demon on the booze Not a stooge like Scrooge But really huge on the luge He made himself a luge track He packed it down with ice He waxed his luge most everyday Made sure the blades would slice Took sharp turns without slowing down That took a lot of guts Called himself the northern nugget But grandma called him nuts `Cause he was huge on the luge When his cheeks went rouge No fluke in a toque Sub-zero centrifuge Look at grandpa cruise Like a demon on the booze Not a stooge like Scrooge But really huge on the luge Folks came from miles around to see This crazy bugger race At his Olympic octogenarian Frost bitten feisty face Then one day, at a time trial He broke the speed of sound And to this day his beloved luge and he Still have not been found `Cause he was huge on the luge When his cheeks went rouge No fluke in a toque Sub-zero centrifuge Look at grandpa cruise Like a demon on the booze Not a stooge like Scrooge But really huge on the luge `Cause he was huge on the luge When his cheeks went rouge No fluke in a toque Sub-zero centrifuge Look at grandpa cruise Like a demon on the booze Not a stooge like Scrooge But really huge on the luge Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Huge on the Luge: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/112/1/32926.html Все тексты песен: Moxy FrГјvous » Moxy FrГјvous - My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors » Moxy FrГјvous - I Will Hold On » Moxy FrГјvous - Kasparov vs. Deep Blue » Moxy FrГјvous - Jockey Full of Bourbon » Moxy FrГјvous - Sad Today » Moxy FrГјvous - Down From Above » Moxy FrГјvous - Downsizing » Moxy FrГјvous - Lazlo`s Career » Moxy FrГјvous - I Love My Boss » Moxy FrГјvous - Spiderman » Moxy FrГјvous - It`s Too Cold » Moxy FrГјvous - Greatest Man in America (Live) » Moxy FrГјvous - Earthquakes » Moxy FrГјvous - You Will Go to the Moon » Moxy FrГјvous - King of Spain [Cranky Monarch Version] » Moxy FrГјvous - Your New Boyfriend » Moxy FrГјvous - King of Spain » Moxy FrГјvous - If Only You Knew » Moxy FrГјvous - Pisco Bandito » Moxy FrГјvous - Sahara Рекомендуем скачать: » Павел Кашин - Ступай » Пикник, Эдмунд Шклярский - Караван » Петр Федчун - Ой, как замуж хочется. » Полина Ростова - Прости » Павел Папушев - Остановитесь, девушка! » Профессор Лебединский - Я убью тебя, лодочник » Песни из мультфильмов - Пес в сапогах » Павел Кашин - Будто я » Премьер-министр - Северная девушка » Переделанные песни, Пародии - Шики Дым » Планка - Я буду любить тебя (Даже если мне больно » Песни из мультфильмов - Волк и семеро козлят на новый лад » Петр Мамонов, Звуки МУ - Турист » Песняры - Не люби нелюбимого » Петлюра - Как служил солдат » Павел Папушев - Осень » Петр Давыдов - Поет гитара о любви... » Полина Ростова - Падала звезда » Павел Кашин - Город укрыт одеялом » Павел Кашин - Няня
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