Текст (слова) песни: Ookla The Mok - Number One

I am a gambler
I am Fortune`s son
I am the first mate of the NCC-1701D
Well I had an encounter at Farpoint Station
With a little touch of constipation
While I was waiting to come aboard and meet my crew
But when the captain arrived I got this feeling inside
That there was something that I needed to do
And it`s true
That when I got to my quarters there was something missing
I didn`t have a pot to piss in
But I was too proud to ask an ensign where to go
And so I flashed with a smile and held it in for awhile
And tried not to let it show
But you know
CHORUS:
I asked the ship`s computer
I checked the technical guide
But there are no bathrooms on the Enterprise
I`ve been here seven days
And I can`t wait anymore
Pretty soon I`m gonna boldly go where no one`s ever gone before
I can`t sit down, I`m in some condition
How`d Kirk survive on a five year mission?
This new assignment is getting harder to endure
Cause I ain`t feeling so great and I`m putting on lots of weight
I couldn`t make it through a three hour tour
That`s for sure
And now I`ve gained twenty pounds and I grew a beard
How could I shave without a bathroom mirror?
If I don`t get some relief I`m gonna split my skin
Cause I`m as round as a globe and if I don`t launch a probe
Soon I`ll weigh enough to be my own twin
My transporter twin
CHORUS

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Меню » Главная » Музыка » Правила » В избранное	Музыка RU: 0-9 А Б В Г Д Е Ж З И К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Э Ю Я EN: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Текст (слова) песни: Ookla The Mok - Number One I am a gambler I am Fortune`s son I am the first mate of the NCC-1701D Well I had an encounter at Farpoint Station With a little touch of constipation While I was waiting to come aboard and meet my crew But when the captain arrived I got this feeling inside That there was something that I needed to do And it`s true That when I got to my quarters there was something missing I didn`t have a pot to piss in But I was too proud to ask an ensign where to go And so I flashed with a smile and held it in for awhile And tried not to let it show But you know CHORUS: I asked the ship`s computer I checked the technical guide But there are no bathrooms on the Enterprise I`ve been here seven days And I can`t wait anymore Pretty soon I`m gonna boldly go where no one`s ever gone before I can`t sit down, I`m in some condition How`d Kirk survive on a five year mission? This new assignment is getting harder to endure Cause I ain`t feeling so great and I`m putting on lots of weight I couldn`t make it through a three hour tour That`s for sure And now I`ve gained twenty pounds and I grew a beard How could I shave without a bathroom mirror? If I don`t get some relief I`m gonna split my skin Cause I`m as round as a globe and if I don`t launch a probe Soon I`ll weigh enough to be my own twin My transporter twin CHORUS Нравится песня? Расскажи о ней друзьям: Прямая ссылка на текст песни Number One: http://musworld.ru/music/eng/114/1/9454.html Все тексты песен: Ookla The Mok » Ookla The Mok - Theme From `super Skrull` » Ookla The Mok - Gorilla Gorilla » Ookla The Mok - Tandem Bike » Ookla The Mok - Dollar Fifty Movies » Ookla The Mok - Stop Talking About Comic Books Or I`ll K » Ookla The Mok - Arthur Curry » Ookla The Mok - Cool » Ookla The Mok - Private I » Ookla The Mok - Number One » Ookla The Mok - My Brother`s Trapper Keeper » Ookla The Mok - Cowboy Secret Space Detective » Ookla The Mok - Renoir Song » Ookla The Mok - Just Another Cliche » Ookla The Mok - Rats Live On No Evil Star » Ookla The Mok - Jeff`s Corner » Ookla The Mok - Fly » Ookla The Mok - Bride Of Wolfman » Ookla The Mok - Haydn Seek » Ookla The Mok - Murder She Wrote » Ookla The Mok - My Secret Origin Рекомендуем скачать: » Ours - Red Colored Stars » Orchid - Invasion USA » Our Lady Peace - Car Crash » Originoo Gunn Clapazz - Flappin » Ozzy Osbourne - Facing Hell » Oasis - digsy diner easy \| текст песни и табы (аккорды) для гитары и Mp3 » osbourne kelly - papa dont preach3 \| текст песни и табы (аккорды) для гитары и Mp3 » Onyx - Take That » Of Montreal - It`s Easy To Sleep When You`re Dead » One Side Zero - Sleep Through This » Olivia Newton John - Don`t Cut Me Down » Olivia Newton-John - O Holy Night » Obliveon - Nemesis » Outkast - Da Art of Storytellin` (Part 2) » Our Lady Peace - car crash \| текст песни и табы (аккорды) для гитары и Mp3 » Orange 9mm - Feel It » Over The Rhine - Latter Days » Opposing Perfection - Mike » Overkill - The Ripper » Oasis - born on a different cloud3 \| текст песни и табы (аккорды) для гитары и Mp3
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